Apr 1st, 2022, 03:32 PM
My fellow gamers I was sitting here and staring at my xbox live profile looking at all my l33tness! and I realized we are like the elitiest of all the gamers and I tihnk we should have a name change to reflect this! I was thinking of something like, Elite Gamers Forums....yeahhh that has a nice ring to it! We don't play any filthy casual game like Pokemon, any Mario games all casual and kiddie! and definitely animal crossing can you imagine anything more FILTHY CASUAL?!
I also think we should ban all casual nintendo and Playstation players as any game on those consoles are definitely casual (even if they exist on the xbox!) because the Xbox is the gaming console of the elite and everyone here definitely owns it and only plays games like Call of Duty, Halo, and Tetris! I also suggest we start holding weekly Tetris competitions and the winner get Moony title as Head Admin as only the elitest of us should run the EGF (I just thought of that and it such a beautiful shorthand isn't it? <3 )
All talk about anime and JRPG should also be banned only the elitest of elite are allowed and weebs definitely aren't allowed on our Elite Gamer Forum.
I also think we should ban all casual nintendo and Playstation players as any game on those consoles are definitely casual (even if they exist on the xbox!) because the Xbox is the gaming console of the elite and everyone here definitely owns it and only plays games like Call of Duty, Halo, and Tetris! I also suggest we start holding weekly Tetris competitions and the winner get Moony title as Head Admin as only the elitest of us should run the EGF (I just thought of that and it such a beautiful shorthand isn't it? <3 )
All talk about anime and JRPG should also be banned only the elitest of elite are allowed and weebs definitely aren't allowed on our Elite Gamer Forum.
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