For those who haven't seen it, @
Maniakkid25 posted
a thread about a town in Sweden whose residents attempt to set fire to a gigantic goat sculpture that gets erected every year, and I just got the idea of turning that concept into a contest!
Rules
- Come up with the most inventive or interesting way to try and destroy the goat! You don't have to set the goat on fire, but I will award bonus XP for any schemes that result in an infernal demise of the goat.
- There is no length limit on entries. You may submit multiple entries, but only one will go in the poll, so please indicate which entry is for the poll. All other submissions will be rewarded bonus XP.
- The deadline for submissions will be January 10th, but I may extend the deadline if there is an insufficient number of entries for a poll.
If anyone has any questions, please ask.
Get a bunch of real goats to eat it... and stick sparklers in the goats' mouths
.
Rain down from above, send a plane to drop flames onto the Goat!
Darn, almost exactly what I was going to put but instead of flames, flatten the straw goat with a concrete donkey from the sky. Just outright replace it.
Ahem.
Okay, we're gonna need a Black Metal band. Swedish is best, but we may need to pop over to Norway if the Swedes don't want to do something this stupid. We'll also need a vehicle looking like something out of Mad Max, preferably with a flatbed, and loaded with pyrotechnics. So, while you drive the flatbed as fast as you feel comfortable, the Black Metal band is already in position on the vehicle. You park it right in front of the goat, play a song (the song's subject will be about a sacrifice to some deity; your choice). As the last chorus comes in, fire the pyrotechnics, and speed off, shredding all the while.
Voting is now open for the best plan to destroy the goat! Good luck to everyone who entered!
Oops, forgot to do a second one, but I already knew who I was going to vote for as soon as I read it.
I voted (and no, I didn't vote for myself
).
Good luck, everybody!
Voting is over! Congratulations to @
Maniakkid25 for the dominating victory; you receive 150XP for your victory, plus a bonus 25XP for using fire.
@
ShiraNoMai and @
Kyng receive 50XP for participation, and 25XP for using fire.
@
Mr EliteL did not use fire, and so receives 50XP for participation.