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News Headlines in Fictional Media - Moonface - Apr 21st, 2022
I was in the Describe a Game Situation from the Perspective of an NPC thread trying to think of something and ended up coming up with newspaper titles instead. Since it didn't really fit in there, I figured I'd make a new thread for us to come up with news headlines for fictional media like games, movies, books, etc.
"Child in Hat Takes Down Mafia!" - A Hat in Time
"Man Kills Hundred's in Pursuit of Treasures; Purchases Island with Profits" - Uncharted series
"Purple Dragon Takes Part in Worlds Largest Easter Egg Hunt" - Spyro 3
"Stuffed Toy Takes Down Evil Vacuum Cleaner" - LittleBigPlanet 2
"Animals in Karts Save the World from Alien Overlord" - Crash Team Racing
"One Child Disintegrated, Other Mutilated in Attempt to Revive Dead Mother!" - Full Metal Alchemist
"Hyrule Saved! Naked Man Beats up Ganon with a Stick!" - Breath of the Wild
"Aliens Killed My Crew: Lone Survivor Claims" - Alien
RE: News Headlines in Fictional Media - ShiraNoMai - Apr 24th, 2022
"Young Child Foils Dangerous Gang's Plot - Leader Accepts Defeat After One Short Battle!" - Pokemon Red/Blue/Yellow
"Island Natives Return Missing Baby To Parents!" - Yoshi's Island
"One Child Recruits Over One Hundred People To Fight In War To Stop Tyranny!" - Suikoden
RE: News Headlines in Fictional Media - Moonface - Apr 25th, 2022
"Plumber Abandons Steed; Drops It In Bottomless Pit" - Any Mario game that lets you dump Yoshi into a pit. XD
"Android Dies From Eating Fish" - Nier: Automata
RE: News Headlines in Fictional Media - Mr EliteL - Apr 25th, 2022
"Ex-Criminal Beats Imposter, Restores Delfino From Paint And Darkness" - Super Mario Sunshine
"Cheated! Collusion At Grumble Volcano!" - Mario Kart Wii
RE: News Headlines in Fictional Media - Moonface - Apr 28th, 2022
(Apr 25th, 2022, 10:50 AM)Mr EliteL Wrote:Why that track in particular? XD
"Driver Collides with Traffic for High Score; Says "I'll Do It Again."" - Burnout 3 (or any other with a crash mode)
"Bald Man Kills Everyone at Paris Fashion Show" - Hitman
RE: News Headlines in Fictional Media - ShiraNoMai - Apr 29th, 2022
Pandemic's Last Hope: Crushed! Cure For Disease Mitigated By Crazed Man! (The Last of Us)
RE: News Headlines in Fictional Media - Mr EliteL - Apr 30th, 2022
(Apr 28th, 2022, 07:45 PM)Moonface Wrote:Because of the ultra shortcut you can take at the beginning of the race where you can drive around a rock three times near the starting line to finish. Could also be just any of the normal shortcuts in there, but I was imagining the ultra one as if Lakitu is the one causing the collusion for let's say Bowser or an "enemy" driver.
Heartless Man Walks Again?! - Dragon's Dogma
RE: News Headlines in Fictional Media - Moonface - May 1st, 2022
(Apr 29th, 2022, 05:41 AM)ShiraNoMai Wrote:Calling Joel crazed is even better when you recall David's description of him during the Winter arc based on stories from his crew.
"Plumber Refurbishes Hotel with Vacuum Cleaner" - Luigi's Mansion 3
RE: News Headlines in Fictional Media - ShiraNoMai - May 3rd, 2022
Area in Tokyo Cursed: Multiple Incidents of Otherworldly Origins, Citizens Still Choosing To Maintain Residency! - Digimon: Ghost Game
RE: News Headlines in Fictional Media - Moonface - May 10th, 2022
(May 3rd, 2022, 06:06 AM)ShiraNoMai Wrote:After watching Dr. Strange last night the choice of maintaining residency could also apply to New York too with the amount of stuff that's happened in it over the course of the MCU. XD
"Plumber Crashes Dream Wedding of Princess" - Mario Odyssey
"American Kills Man in His Own House; Claims Self Defense After Breaking In!" - Resident Evil 4
RE: News Headlines in Fictional Media - Moonface - Jul 5th, 2022
"Man Who Betrayed Soul Society Says 'It Was All According to Keikaku'". - Bleach
"Child Stops War with Talking" - Anything in Naruto and Boruto, there's so many instances...
"Knitted Sentient Being Defeats Vacuum Cleaner" - LittleBigPlanet 2
"Flying Child Snatcher Strikes Again!" - Peter Pan
RE: News Headlines in Fictional Media - Mr EliteL - Jul 5th, 2022
"Big Brute Says He Wants To Have Fun Too" Any Mario party/sports game.
"Plastic Miniature Men Go To War With...Miniature Aliens?" Army Men Toys In Space
RE: News Headlines in Fictional Media - Moonface - Aug 15th, 2022
"Biker Gang of Children Seen Riding Across Paldea Region" - Pokémon Scarlet/Violet
"Somehow, the Quincy's have returned?!" - Bleach (title inspired by that stupid "Somehow, Palpatine returned..." shite in Star Wars)