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Jokes - Nebulous - Jul 3rd, 2022
Know any good jokes? Post them!
If someone tells you a joke and its not funny, do you fake laugh at it just to be nice?
RE: Jokes - Kyng - Jul 3rd, 2022
As a software developer, I'll start with one about my own profession:
Quote:Q: How many software developers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None - it's a hardware problem!
RE: Jokes - Karo - Jul 4th, 2022
Oh I have some amazingly "funny" jokes yes very funny!
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What Did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor?RE: Jokes - ShiraNoMai - Jul 5th, 2022
(Jul 3rd, 2022, 03:50 PM)Kyng Wrote:
This one never fails to make me smile, even if I've heard it a million times.
RE: Jokes - Moonface - Jul 11th, 2022
(Jul 4th, 2022, 05:04 PM)Karo Wrote:You're fired.Oh I have some amazingly "funny" jokes yes very funny!
Not sure if these are jokes or just puns, but since I can't think of anything of my own to share right now I'll just share these from The Last of Us: No Pun Intended: Volume Too
RE: Jokes - Nebulous - Feb 27th, 2023
Heres some incredibly lame Christmas jokes I just seen (I know it's almost March, but whatever):
What do Santa’s little helpers learn at school? The elf-abet!
Who delivers presents to cats? Santa Paws!
What do snowmen wear on their heads? Ice caps.
How does Christmas Day end? With the letter Y.
What do you call a dog on the beach at Christmas? Sandy Paws.