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Make a wish and see how someone else can make it blow up in your face. Tongue

I wish the current pandemic was over.
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Make a wish and see how someone else can make it blow up in your face. Tongue

I wish the current pandemic was over.
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Granted the current pandemic is over, but the virus was strengthened and made even more deadly wiping out all of humanity.

I wish I had a million dollars in monopoly money.

(Good luck ruining that sucker! )
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Granted the current pandemic is over, but the virus was strengthened and made even more deadly wiping out all of humanity.

I wish I had a million dollars in monopoly money.

(Good luck ruining that sucker! )
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Granted, but while you are lumbered with 49 games of Monopoly, all $500 bills turn out to be misprinted as $1 now making the total $566,440 (I think).

That was hard to come up with something for that other than setting the money on fire.

I wish I could fly.
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Granted, but while you are lumbered with 49 games of Monopoly, all $500 bills turn out to be misprinted as $1 now making the total $566,440 (I think).

That was hard to come up with something for that other than setting the money on fire.

I wish I could fly.
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Granted, but with a fun twist you can only fly higher and higher good luck surviving in space!

I wish I could breathe anywhere.
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Granted, but with a fun twist you can only fly higher and higher good luck surviving in space!

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Granted. However you develop an allergy to oxygen and although you can breathe anywhere, you'll die from the allergic reaction shutting down your bodily functions.

I wish I could easily create anything I choose that I imagine.
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I, the Philosophical Sponge of Marbles, send you on a quest for the Golden Chewing Gum of the Whoop-A-Ding-Dong Desert under the sea!
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Granted. However you develop an allergy to oxygen and although you can breathe anywhere, you'll die from the allergic reaction shutting down your bodily functions.

I wish I could easily create anything I choose that I imagine.
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Granted, but soon your gift becomes discovered to the point of scientists want to do tests on you, religions are created about you, under handed people put a bounty on you, world governments want to put a stop to all the madness or enlist you for war. So you try and imagine something up that can reverse what's happening so everyone can forget, then you attempt to stop making ideas, but realise your dreams are now a part of your imagination creation ability so fantasy becomes reality, yet now this world is so uncontrollably wild time becomes a physical being to put an end to this but your power is so strong you kill time, thenYOUimagineWEgoBACKtoNORMAL,butYOU'VEforgottenWHATnormalISsoYOUturnEVERYTHINGlivingINTO---
Granted, and we all live happily as fluffy dingle berries.

I wish I wasn't a fluffy dingle berry.
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Granted, but soon your gift becomes discovered to the point of scientists want to do tests on you, religions are created about you, under handed people put a bounty on you, world governments want to put a stop to all the madness or enlist you for war. So you try and imagine something up that can reverse what's happening so everyone can forget, then you attempt to stop making ideas, but realise your dreams are now a part of your imagination creation ability so fantasy becomes reality, yet now this world is so uncontrollably wild time becomes a physical being to put an end to this but your power is so strong you kill time, thenYOUimagineWEgoBACKtoNORMAL,butYOU'VEforgottenWHATnormalISsoYOUturnEVERYTHINGlivingINTO---
Granted, and we all live happily as fluffy dingle berries.

I wish I wasn't a fluffy dingle berry.
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Granted. You are a rough dingle berry instead.

I wish I could converse with my cat where we both understand each other.
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Granted. You are a rough dingle berry instead.

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Granted, but now you will understand they have to incorporate you in their plans for world domination with the rest of the cat population.
...Wait is that really bad?

I wish I owned a mansion.
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Granted, but now you will understand they have to incorporate you in their plans for world domination with the rest of the cat population.
...Wait is that really bad?

I wish I owned a mansion.
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(Jun 4th, 2020, 10:10 AM)Mr EliteL Wrote:
Granted, but now you will understand they have to incorporate you in their plans for world domination with the rest of the cat population.
...Wait is that really bad?
Depends if doing that keeps me on their good side so I'm not killed or made a slave. If anything, being able to converse between cats and humans would make me a good asset as I could communicate what the cats want.

Granted, but the mansion is in the desert and has no air conditioning.

I wish games that are long without any need to be would cut the fat off the bones.
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(Jun 4th, 2020, 10:10 AM)Mr EliteL Wrote:
Granted, but now you will understand they have to incorporate you in their plans for world domination with the rest of the cat population.
...Wait is that really bad?
Depends if doing that keeps me on their good side so I'm not killed or made a slave. If anything, being able to converse between cats and humans would make me a good asset as I could communicate what the cats want.

Granted, but the mansion is in the desert and has no air conditioning.

I wish games that are long without any need to be would cut the fat off the bones.
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Granted, but they actually trimmed out the actual story instead of padding!

I wish for climate change to reverse!
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Granted. Because humanity has seen that they can do anything without consequence to the planets climate, rainforests are entirely destroyed to utilise the land and pollution gets so bad we eventually make the air so toxic our lifespans are shortened from it.

I wish that I could recolour anything in my house when I want to.
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I, the Philosophical Sponge of Marbles, send you on a quest for the Golden Chewing Gum of the Whoop-A-Ding-Dong Desert under the sea!
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Granted. Because humanity has seen that they can do anything without consequence to the planets climate, rainforests are entirely destroyed to utilise the land and pollution gets so bad we eventually make the air so toxic our lifespans are shortened from it.

I wish that I could recolour anything in my house when I want to.
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Granted, but you have to physically paint with a brush each time, with a random drill sergeant showing up to have you get it done.

I wish I could be motivated instantly to do things.
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Granted, but you have to physically paint with a brush each time, with a random drill sergeant showing up to have you get it done.

I wish I could be motivated instantly to do things.
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Granted, but you get motivated to do things that you can not currently do, making all your motivations worthless as you never get motivated to do something you are able to currently do.

I wish I could feel refreshed regardless of how short I sleep.
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Granted, but you get motivated to do things that you can not currently do, making all your motivations worthless as you never get motivated to do something you are able to currently do.

I wish I could feel refreshed regardless of how short I sleep.
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