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Mar 19th, 2021, 10:41 PM
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Wait, so....
You capture a live mouse, bird, fish or rabbit, place it in a room with your cat with no possible escape, close the door. Wait for noise if any to stop. Your cat is now fed.
How do I play a piano?
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Mar 19th, 2021, 10:41 PM
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Wait, so....
You capture a live mouse, bird, fish or rabbit, place it in a room with your cat with no possible escape, close the door. Wait for noise if any to stop. Your cat is now fed.
How do I play a piano?
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May 8th, 2021, 11:10 PM
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Open the lid and jump up and down on the strings connected to the keys like a trampoline.
How do I incorrectly make toast?
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I, the Philosophical Sponge of Marbles, send you on a quest for the Golden Chewing Gum of the Whoop-A-Ding-Dong Desert under the sea!
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May 8th, 2021, 11:10 PM
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Phoggies!
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Open the lid and jump up and down on the strings connected to the keys like a trampoline.
How do I incorrectly make toast?
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May 9th, 2021, 11:58 PM
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Toast is quite crunchy, so you need to take a slice of bread and cover it in Crunchie bars.
How do I incorrectly change the tyres on my car?
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May 9th, 2021, 11:58 PM
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Toast is quite crunchy, so you need to take a slice of bread and cover it in Crunchie bars.
How do I incorrectly change the tyres on my car?
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May 10th, 2021, 09:53 AM
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This is a delicate procedure, for it is like removing a hand from a human. You need to flip the car over on it's back so it is now in a comfortable position. Numb the wheel with alcohol then carefully grip the old tyre, dislodge with a hammer and tear apart with a chainsaw. Replace with new tyre.
How do I gain weight?
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May 10th, 2021, 09:53 AM
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This is a delicate procedure, for it is like removing a hand from a human. You need to flip the car over on it's back so it is now in a comfortable position. Numb the wheel with alcohol then carefully grip the old tyre, dislodge with a hammer and tear apart with a chainsaw. Replace with new tyre.
How do I gain weight?
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May 14th, 2021, 04:55 AM
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Visit your local gym and locate the pyramid of dumbbells near some benches. Pick as many up as you want and then promptly leave the gym. Congrats! You've gained some weights!
How do I save/preserve gas when there's a gasoline shortage?
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May 14th, 2021, 04:55 AM
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Kacheek Says Ace Pride!
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Visit your local gym and locate the pyramid of dumbbells near some benches. Pick as many up as you want and then promptly leave the gym. Congrats! You've gained some weights!
How do I save/preserve gas when there's a gasoline shortage?
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May 16th, 2021, 02:33 AM
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Hire some children to push your car to where you need to go. Ideally, make it so the last leg of your trip requires you to go down a hill, so that you can use that to gain momentum and then use a little gas to maintain your speed and get away from the kids without having to ever pay them. Bonus is that they likely won't know the way home and will never be able to find you when you return home.
How do I know if someone is vaccinated?
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I, the Philosophical Sponge of Marbles, send you on a quest for the Golden Chewing Gum of the Whoop-A-Ding-Dong Desert under the sea!
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May 16th, 2021, 02:33 AM
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Phoggies!
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Hire some children to push your car to where you need to go. Ideally, make it so the last leg of your trip requires you to go down a hill, so that you can use that to gain momentum and then use a little gas to maintain your speed and get away from the kids without having to ever pay them. Bonus is that they likely won't know the way home and will never be able to find you when you return home.
How do I know if someone is vaccinated?
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May 16th, 2021, 11:54 PM
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Perform the vaccination yourself. Then you will know for sure that they are vaccinated.
How do I make sure I'll never be late for my train?
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May 16th, 2021, 11:54 PM
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Perform the vaccination yourself. Then you will know for sure that they are vaccinated.
How do I make sure I'll never be late for my train?
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May 19th, 2021, 04:56 PM
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Just stay on the train forever. That way you'll always be at every station when the train comes.
How do I charge my phone?
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I, the Philosophical Sponge of Marbles, send you on a quest for the Golden Chewing Gum of the Whoop-A-Ding-Dong Desert under the sea!
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May 19th, 2021, 04:56 PM
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Phoggies!
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Just stay on the train forever. That way you'll always be at every station when the train comes.
How do I charge my phone?
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May 20th, 2021, 04:25 AM
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Ask it for $5.
How do I feel younger?
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May 20th, 2021, 04:25 AM
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Kacheek Says Ace Pride!
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Ask it for $5.
How do I feel younger?
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May 23rd, 2021, 07:46 PM
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Go to a retirement home for elderly people, and challenge them to do things that you can do better because of your younger age. Seeing them all fail at various tasks will let you feel younger.
How do I decide whether to tip my server at a restaurant?
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I, the Philosophical Sponge of Marbles, send you on a quest for the Golden Chewing Gum of the Whoop-A-Ding-Dong Desert under the sea!
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May 23rd, 2021, 07:46 PM
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Phoggies!
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Go to a retirement home for elderly people, and challenge them to do things that you can do better because of your younger age. Seeing them all fail at various tasks will let you feel younger.
How do I decide whether to tip my server at a restaurant?
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