Apr 1st, 2022, 10:34 PM
Video game publishers by the likes of Square Enix, Bandai Namco, Ubisoft, and many others have been jumping on the hit new craze called NFT's, and I have decided to follow in their trailblazing footsteps and join them in this amazing new trend by debuting...
UNIVERSAL GAMING CARD NFT'S!
Now, everyone knows that monkeys are the superior mascots of this wonderful trend, and so I have decided what better way to pay homage to our wonderful simian friends than to use monkeys from various video games on all these shiny new cards!
Aren't they just majestic?
These cards feature a special gold foil finish, mined by the space racoons of Sector 1337. Each of these cards are one of a kind, and you can be the lucky owner of one by placing a bid for the ones you want! If no one else tops your bid, then it is yours to do whatever you wish with! Bribe another member with them, ruin your profile with them, print it out and wipe your arse with it, the possibilities of awful things are endless!
Disclaimer: Moonface is not responsible for any incidents of these NFT cards being copied and pasted by other users into their signatures. You'll still be the proud owner, but you may no longer feel like a special little prince or princess. I also reserve the right to send a real monkey to your house to maul you should you in any way attempt to threaten me or sue me over this disclaimer. Also, praising NFT's in this post hurt to write and I wish to be clear I think they are awful and a joke and that's why I chose them as the prank for this year (to mock them).
UNIVERSAL GAMING CARD NFT'S!
Now, everyone knows that monkeys are the superior mascots of this wonderful trend, and so I have decided what better way to pay homage to our wonderful simian friends than to use monkeys from various video games on all these shiny new cards!
Aren't they just majestic?
These cards feature a special gold foil finish, mined by the space racoons of Sector 1337. Each of these cards are one of a kind, and you can be the lucky owner of one by placing a bid for the ones you want! If no one else tops your bid, then it is yours to do whatever you wish with! Bribe another member with them, ruin your profile with them, print it out and wipe your arse with it, the possibilities of awful things are endless!
Disclaimer: Moonface is not responsible for any incidents of these NFT cards being copied and pasted by other users into their signatures. You'll still be the proud owner, but you may no longer feel like a special little prince or princess. I also reserve the right to send a real monkey to your house to maul you should you in any way attempt to threaten me or sue me over this disclaimer. Also, praising NFT's in this post hurt to write and I wish to be clear I think they are awful and a joke and that's why I chose them as the prank for this year (to mock them).