A Million Dollars, But... - Printable Version

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RE: A Million Dollars, But... - Moonface - Sep 3rd, 2022

(Sep 3rd, 2022, 11:36 PM)ShiraNoMai Wrote:
(Sep 3rd, 2022, 01:07 AM)Moonface Wrote:
(Sep 1st, 2022, 06:51 AM)ShiraNoMai Wrote:
A million dollars, but you have it donated to you by the worst possible organization you believe exists (extremist groups, religious foundations, flat-earthers, etc) and 100% of the profits of your use of that money goes back towards benefiting the aforementioned organization.
I wanted to answer this but I'm trying to figure out what you mean by the profits part? Do you mean if I buy groceries that any profit make on those by the store I buy them from goes back to the company I got this money from in the first place?

Correct.

So if I were to just donate all that money to a charity or something instead where it wouldn't be a profit, the company wouldn't make anything off me from the money they give me. Hmm

If so, then I'd take it and do that. I end up no worse off, a good cause ends up better off, and some trash company ends up worse off.

A million dollars but you have to burn an item that's precious to you.

RE: A Million Dollars, But... - ShiraNoMai - Sep 4th, 2022

Done. I can stop the burn at any point, it doesn't have to be when it's reduced to ashes. ROFL

A million dollars but you permanently forgo your ability to taste.

RE: A Million Dollars, But... - Mr EliteL - Sep 4th, 2022

No thanks, I mean sure I can eat almost anything but there'd be no joy to it. Even if I already sometimes eat stuff that doesn't bring me joy, the food that I do like for taste won't be special anymore.

A million dollars, but you're banned for life to drive or pilot anything.

RE: A Million Dollars, But... - Kyng - Sep 4th, 2022

Definitely take that, since I don't enjoy driving anyway!

A million dollars, but you have to eat your least favourite food for breakfast every day.

RE: A Million Dollars, But... - ShiraNoMai - Sep 6th, 2022

I feel like there'd be plenty of ways for me to disguise the taste with sauces or such, so you know what, yes.

A million dollars to 100% (or whatever full-completion percent is for the game) your most hated game.

RE: A Million Dollars, But... - Moonface - Sep 7th, 2022

(Sep 4th, 2022, 12:47 PM)Mr EliteL Wrote:
No thanks, I mean sure I can eat almost anything but there'd be no joy to it. Even if I already sometimes eat stuff that doesn't bring me joy, the food that I do like for taste won't be special anymore.

But you could eat ass with no taste consequences. Whistle

(Sep 6th, 2022, 01:01 AM)ShiraNoMai Wrote:
A million dollars to 100% (or whatever full-completion percent is for the game) your most hated game.

Sure. Not sure what my most hated game is though.

A million dollars but you have to outlive your children.

RE: A Million Dollars, But... - ShiraNoMai - Sep 11th, 2022

Ugh, I get to stay on this hellscape for even longer? Although, this could imply that my children could die from some horrible accident in their early life... still horrible though, regardless. I guess I'll take it.

Congrats, you've won a million dollars! In order to claim your prize, you must now learn the date of your death.

RE: A Million Dollars, But... - Mr EliteL - Sep 11th, 2022

I think I can live with that, I'll take the million. Then to use the money pack in everything I want to do, but I'd space the spending out though, not use it all straight away. I'd still try to earn money if I have the time to add to that pool.

A million dollars but it has a time limit of an hour and will disappear if you try and store any amount in anything. The worth of something you buy remains though, like a house.

RE: A Million Dollars, But... - Frank - Sep 12th, 2022

Well then absolutely. I would literally just spend as much of it as I could within that hour. Online shopping does make spending money a breeze! And the only repercussion seems to be that it's a limited-time deal. I'd definitely take free money lol.

Edit: I'd buy this Tongue

https://www.ebay.fr/itm/265837005844#ITEM_SPECIFICS_AVIP

A million dollars... but the money is ONLY good towards fast-food purchases. This includes Taco Bell,, Arbys, McDonalds, Rallys, or whatever you have nearby. "Fast Casual" places like Chipotle would not apply Tongue

RE: A Million Dollars, But... - Kyng - Sep 19th, 2022

I'll take that, but I won't be enthusiastic about it.

A million dollars, but everyone in the world gets a million dollars of their own, and you all have to wait in a queue for it.

RE: A Million Dollars, But... - ShiraNoMai - Sep 19th, 2022

Mmm, that would depend on how long the queue is. And if that would actually cause an inflation problem Hmm

If the answers to those are "not more than a day" and "no", I'll take it. Otherwise, keep it.

A million dollars but it can only be spent on chocolate and chocolate-flavored products.

RE: A Million Dollars, But... - Mr EliteL - Sep 19th, 2022

I don't eat chocolate much anymore, so I can make it last for a very long time.

A million dollars, but you have to bungee jump off the top 5 tallest structures in the world.

RE: A Million Dollars, But... - ShiraNoMai - Sep 20th, 2022

That one's an easy: no.

ROFL

A million dollars you have to carry the physical currency (bills and coins) on you at all times.

RE: A Million Dollars, But... - Frank - Sep 21st, 2022

(Sep 20th, 2022, 05:30 AM)ShiraNoMai Wrote:
That one's an easy: no.

A million dollars you have to carry the physical currency (bills and coins) on you at all times.

Okay deal! I would just have to spend it all as quickly as possible. I bet the real-estate agent and car dealership would appreciate being paid in cash as well. Smile

A million dollars but you have to create and maintain an "adult video profile" that actively streams.

RE: A Million Dollars, But... - Moonface - Sep 23rd, 2022

(Sep 19th, 2022, 12:13 AM)Kyng Wrote:
A million dollars, but everyone in the world gets a million dollars of their own, and you all have to wait in a queue for it.

The real reason everyone was lining up in London following the Queen's death. Tongue

@Frank: Nope. Even if I could be anonymous doing it I just couldn't. XD

A million dollars but there's a chance any food you consume will be tainted with something negative, ranging from something as simple as a hair to as bad as giving you salmonella poisoning.