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You offer the next person a million dollars, but there's a catch. Will the next person accept your offer, and what offer will they make for the next million dollars?

A million dollars, but you have to live without internet for six months.
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You offer the next person a million dollars, but there's a catch. Will the next person accept your offer, and what offer will they make for the next million dollars?

A million dollars, but you have to live without internet for six months.
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Would accept...only if the offer was taking place not in a pandemic crisis.

A million dollars, but you must play Atari 2600's E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial AND Indiana Jones Raiders of the Lost Ark from start to finish without help.
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Would accept...only if the offer was taking place not in a pandemic crisis.

A million dollars, but you must play Atari 2600's E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial AND Indiana Jones Raiders of the Lost Ark from start to finish without help.
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I would take that because it could make a fun frustrating challenge thing to do!

A million dollars for the next person if they stay awake for 11 days and 25 minutes (Which is the current world record holder for longest amount without sleep )
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I would take that because it could make a fun frustrating challenge thing to do!

A million dollars for the next person if they stay awake for 11 days and 25 minutes (Which is the current world record holder for longest amount without sleep )
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Can I choose to not accept? XD

A million dollars but all of it has to go into the stock market (meaning, you can't use it, but you accrue more money!)
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Can I choose to not accept? XD

A million dollars but all of it has to go into the stock market (meaning, you can't use it, but you accrue more money!)
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Sure thing Smile . Might as well invest while the stock market's down Tongue .

A million dollars, but it's all in 1¢ coins.
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Sure thing Smile . Might as well invest while the stock market's down Tongue .

A million dollars, but it's all in 1¢ coins.
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A million is a million. But I'd have to be in US to get that, and if instead it's 1p coins it's still a yes. Wait...

1 million dollars but you must not wash any part of your body for 2 weeks. (imagine this isn't during co-vid)
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A million is a million. But I'd have to be in US to get that, and if instead it's 1p coins it's still a yes. Wait...

1 million dollars but you must not wash any part of your body for 2 weeks. (imagine this isn't during co-vid)
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Done. I've probably managed to do that before anyway...

A million dollars but you must give up $100 every time you sneeze during the span of a month, but that month has to be during the peak of allergy season.

And yes @ShiraNoMai you can choose to not accept. Wink
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Done. I've probably managed to do that before anyway...

A million dollars but you must give up $100 every time you sneeze during the span of a month, but that month has to be during the peak of allergy season.

And yes @ShiraNoMai you can choose to not accept. Wink
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Well. Easy come easy go. I'll take it but if I lose every penny of that, so be it LOL

A million dollars but you have to donate $100k to a charity you hate.
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Well. Easy come easy go. I'll take it but if I lose every penny of that, so be it LOL

A million dollars but you have to donate $100k to a charity you hate.
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Sure. Don't know of a charity I hate and frankly $100k to one shit charity still leaves me with plenty of money to get interest with and then donate that to charities I do like. Better yet, use that extra money to investigate the charity I hate and dig up dirt on them to make them cease operations or make more people hate them. Whistle

A million dollars but anything you eat for the next six months has to be stuff you dislike.
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Sure. Don't know of a charity I hate and frankly $100k to one shit charity still leaves me with plenty of money to get interest with and then donate that to charities I do like. Better yet, use that extra money to investigate the charity I hate and dig up dirt on them to make them cease operations or make more people hate them. Whistle

A million dollars but anything you eat for the next six months has to be stuff you dislike.
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Nope, I don't want that. As I usually eat almost anything, it would leave things I've never tried because I don't like the sound of it or what it's from, really spicy stuff, butternut scotch, and...other stuff. There's food I'll tolerate but I don't class that as something that'll be included in those six months. XD 

A million dollars but you have to sky dive for it.
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Nope, I don't want that. As I usually eat almost anything, it would leave things I've never tried because I don't like the sound of it or what it's from, really spicy stuff, butternut scotch, and...other stuff. There's food I'll tolerate but I don't class that as something that'll be included in those six months. XD 

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I'd take it.

A million dollars but you have to spend a month in the worst prison in the world.
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I'd take it.

A million dollars but you have to spend a month in the worst prison in the world.
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No, not worth it! I know some bad prisons would traumatise me for life (if I even came out alive) - and the worst prison in the world would be even worse than that...

$1 million, but hyperinflation means it's only enough to buy a loaf of bread (and all your existing savings are worthless. Though, on the plus side, so are all your debts Tongue )
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No, not worth it! I know some bad prisons would traumatise me for life (if I even came out alive) - and the worst prison in the world would be even worse than that...

$1 million, but hyperinflation means it's only enough to buy a loaf of bread (and all your existing savings are worthless. Though, on the plus side, so are all your debts Tongue )
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No because I'd be poorer than if I never took it because at least my existing money would still be worth something, assuming the hyper inflation only occurs if I take the million.

A million dollars but everyone forgets who you are, including family members. Nothing that proves who you are will be gone though, everyone just gets amnesia.
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No because I'd be poorer than if I never took it because at least my existing money would still be worth something, assuming the hyper inflation only occurs if I take the million.

A million dollars but everyone forgets who you are, including family members. Nothing that proves who you are will be gone though, everyone just gets amnesia.
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Sold. I forget I exist all the time, and I only live with one person + a cat, won't be too hard to explain to my important people about that. Everyone else... well, man, this got dark, didn't it? Sweat

A million dollars but you have to release an embarrassing/private video of yourself to TMZ (or some platform to make it viral).
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Sold. I forget I exist all the time, and I only live with one person + a cat, won't be too hard to explain to my important people about that. Everyone else... well, man, this got dark, didn't it? Sweat

A million dollars but you have to release an embarrassing/private video of yourself to TMZ (or some platform to make it viral).
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@ShiraNoMai: Have fun when everyone questions who the random mod on the board is that nobody on here remembers existing. ROFL

Depends on what the embarrassing thing has to be. I could think of a few things that wouldn't be NSFW that could fall into it and I'd be down for those for a million.

A million dollars but you have to be slapped on the arse with a cactus every time you want to communicate with anyone, regardless of communication method.
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@ShiraNoMai: Have fun when everyone questions who the random mod on the board is that nobody on here remembers existing. ROFL

Depends on what the embarrassing thing has to be. I could think of a few things that wouldn't be NSFW that could fall into it and I'd be down for those for a million.

A million dollars but you have to be slapped on the arse with a cactus every time you want to communicate with anyone, regardless of communication method.
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