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RE: A Million Dollars, But... - Mr EliteL - Dec 23rd, 2022
A million for a tattoo? I can do that especially as it's my choice so nothing that takes too much space, on the cheek or near an eye perhaps. Would be easy to explain why too if anyone asks: "Why? Well, I got given a million to have it there." What it would be though I haven't fully decided, some flame motif or....something.
A million dollars but you must bathe in a bath of food that contains sauce, like typically baked beans and cooked too. Ah, that's something I never thought about, are the beans cooked when you see someone in a bath full of it, or is it just...straight out the tin?
Then afterwards, you must serve the food to unsuspecting connoisseurs!
RE: A Million Dollars, But... - Frank - Dec 27th, 2022
(Dec 23rd, 2022, 09:40 PM)Mr EliteL Wrote:A million for a tattoo? I can do that especially as it's my choice so nothing that takes too much space, on the cheek or near an eye perhaps. Would be easy to explain why too if anyone asks: "Why? Well, I got given a million to have it there." What it would be though I haven't fully decided, some flame motif or....something.
A million dollars but you must bathe in a bath of food that contains sauce, like typically baked beans and cooked too. Ah, that's something I never thought about, are the beans cooked when you see someone in a bath full of it, or is it just...straight out the tin?
Deal! I'd do it for a lot less than a million
A million dollars, but you must live out 5 years in the Amish country, obeying all of their rules and regulations strictly. That means no internet or electricity.
RE: A Million Dollars, But... - Moonface - Dec 31st, 2022
As easy as that is for the money you get, I couldn't last without internet for five years, and no electricity too would just make me want to drive my throat on a rake while I'm cleaning up hay in the horse barn or something.
A million dollars but you immediately get Crohn's Disease.
RE: A Million Dollars, But... - Mr EliteL - Dec 31st, 2022
As there is currently no known cure, and I don't care if treating manages to lower the occurrences or whatever, I will not take.
An easy one perhaps;
A million dollars but all of it must be spent on digital gaming purchases only like DLC, expansions, cosmetics, in-game currency, a full digital game (or parts of), etc.
RE: A Million Dollars, But... - Moonface - Jan 27th, 2023
Eh, sure. If nothing else I can buy digital copies of games for friends and stuff if I don't want to use it all on myself.
A million dollars but you lose the use of your hands and can't do anything to recover/replace your hands.
RE: A Million Dollars, But... - ShiraNoMai - Jan 29th, 2023
I like my hands. They let me do things I enjoy, like eating a chicken leg.
A million dollars but you are never allowed to spend it. You just have it.
RE: A Million Dollars, But... - Mr EliteL - Jan 30th, 2023
Since it's specified I'm not allowed to spend it, then I'll be handing out the million to others for use instead. If I can't do that then I'll go without it at all.
A million dollars, but that million is to be used as the budget for a movie, show, a short, video game, music album, with you at the helm or taking part in that at least.
RE: A Million Dollars, But... - Kyng - Jul 16th, 2023
Ermm... I'd probably make some very nerdy film about maths or trains or something, that nobody would see!
A million dollars, but a wasp follows you around everywhere you go. (The wasp will never sting you - but it will be a persistent buzzing annoyance)
RE: A Million Dollars, But... - ShiraNoMai - Jul 17th, 2023
Nope. Says no sting, doesn't mean it won't bite. Those things are assholes. Not even a million dollars would fix dealing with that.
A million dollars but you are transported to a time before US currency existed.
RE: A Million Dollars, But... - Moonface - Jul 18th, 2023
No, but if I took it I would just say to put me to April 1, 1972 as that would be the day before the US Dollar existed, so on day one I would have a million dollars that is actually worth a dang and I don't have to wait very long. No idea what life would be like, since I've not yet read through all of the events of 1972: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1792
A million dollars but you have to survive a year as a civilian during WW2 in a country that was actively attacked during that war (a little specific otherwise some wiseass is going to pick the one country that magically remained relatively untouched in WW2).
RE: A Million Dollars, But... - Kyng - Aug 28th, 2023
No, not worth it.
A million dollars, but you have to play ten rounds of real-life Frogger in order to get it.
RE: A Million Dollars, But... - Moonface - Sep 6th, 2023
Sure. I'm not going to look up Fogger to know if this is a bad idea but impulse says go for it.
A million dollars but you have to re-experience the worst moment of your life once a week.
RE: A Million Dollars, But... - Mr EliteL - Sep 7th, 2023
Frogger is basically avoiding multiple lanes of moving traffic from one side to the other, or if a stream of water is included in the stage, jumping onto logs to get to the other side as well as the lanes of traffic. Probably just the traffic though. Although you've put "Fogger".
My worst moment probably was almost drowning so...I may have had worse that I'm forgetting (embarassing worst moment) but I can't remember it. Since I still don't think I can stop myself from drowning, but if I could and the stipulation includes how I was at the time too which was being completely helpless, then no I will not accept that.
A million dollars, but you have to go on act show (dancing, singing, comedy act or just any type of act), an do your performance in front of the show's judges and audience. You don't have control whether or not it gets televised, so that part doesn't matter.
RE: A Million Dollars, But... - Kyng - Sep 15th, 2023
Yeah, it's worth a bit of embarrassment.
A million dollars, but you get frozen in carbonite (like Han Solo) for a year.
RE: A Million Dollars, But... - Mr EliteL - Sep 16th, 2023
Yeah I'll do that, to see how much really does change in a year in one hit.
A million dollars but you have to explore an uncharted area.