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Apr 1st, 2022, 03:32 PM
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My fellow gamers I was sitting here and staring at my xbox live profile looking at all my l33tness! and I realized we are like the elitiest of all the gamers and I tihnk we should have a name change to reflect this! I was thinking of something like, Elite Gamers Forums....yeahhh that has a nice ring to it! We don't play any filthy casual game like Pokemon, any Mario games all casual and kiddie! and definitely animal crossing can you imagine anything more FILTHY CASUAL?! 
I also think we should ban all casual nintendo and Playstation players as any game on those consoles are definitely casual (even if they exist on the xbox!) because the Xbox is the gaming console of the elite and everyone here definitely owns it and only plays games like Call of Duty, Halo, and Tetris! I also suggest we start holding weekly Tetris competitions and the winner get Moony title as Head Admin as only the elitest of us should run the EGF (I just thought of that and it such a beautiful shorthand isn't it? <3 )
All talk about anime and JRPG should also be banned only the elitest of elite are allowed and weebs definitely aren't allowed on our Elite Gamer Forum.
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Moral Compass Cricket Thingy Wrote:Everyone misunderstands Romeo and Juliet. It's not a love story where it's such a tragedy that the fates play on them that they are of warring houses! No, it's about two horny teens who basically pull a 15th Century version of "NO ONE UNDERSTANDS MY PAIN! Moral Compass Cricket Thingy Wrote:Oh, my parents are gonna be going to England for one of my uncle's weddings. He and his fiancee have been a couple for, like, 15 years, and just never tied the knot because reasons. Then, my Uncle Simon got married to his girlfriend of 30+ years, and all of a sudden EVERYONE'S getting married! percussive maintenance Wrote:Kaori Wrote:Well Florida going underwater eventually and mass extinction sounds like a good time! You sold me, Florida no more! The world will finally be freed from the rein of Florida Man Kaori Wrote:Moonface Wrote:Both of those and Steam Gardens are my three I want to play in the most. They seem to have the most interesting/appealing visual themes to me. Are you saying that Mario's nipples didn't appeal visually to you?    Moonface Wrote:No. That was on a sensual and spiritual level of wub.  percussive maintenance Wrote:Also may our thoughts and prayers be with the retail wage slaves that will be working on Black Friday, for not only do they need to contend with the usual insane mobs but also those of DIRTY CONSOLE PEASANTS and the pre-pubesent children who want to engage in sexual relations with your mother, whom I am sure is a nice and honorable women.
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Apr 1st, 2022, 03:32 PM
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I like flashy things
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My fellow gamers I was sitting here and staring at my xbox live profile looking at all my l33tness! and I realized we are like the elitiest of all the gamers and I tihnk we should have a name change to reflect this! I was thinking of something like, Elite Gamers Forums....yeahhh that has a nice ring to it! We don't play any filthy casual game like Pokemon, any Mario games all casual and kiddie! and definitely animal crossing can you imagine anything more FILTHY CASUAL?!
I also think we should ban all casual nintendo and Playstation players as any game on those consoles are definitely casual (even if they exist on the xbox!) because the Xbox is the gaming console of the elite and everyone here definitely owns it and only plays games like Call of Duty, Halo, and Tetris! I also suggest we start holding weekly Tetris competitions and the winner get Moony title as Head Admin as only the elitest of us should run the EGF (I just thought of that and it such a beautiful shorthand isn't it? <3 )
All talk about anime and JRPG should also be banned only the elitest of elite are allowed and weebs definitely aren't allowed on our Elite Gamer Forum.
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Apr 1st, 2022, 05:28 PM
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Why, we need to simply make it L33T G4M32Z because correct English spelling is so beneath us, only norms use that to establish themselves, we need to go beyond that way of thinking. No more shall we conform to anything that says otherwise! Become fresh, new and with the times!
...that could be wrong actually...
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Apr 1st, 2022, 05:28 PM
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Why, we need to simply make it L33T G4M32Z because correct English spelling is so beneath us, only norms use that to establish themselves, we need to go beyond that way of thinking. No more shall we conform to anything that says otherwise! Become fresh, new and with the times!
...that could be wrong actually...
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Apr 1st, 2022, 05:37 PM
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I like your thinking EL that is some L33T G4M32Z TA1K R1GHT THERE! TRU3 L33T!
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Moral Compass Cricket Thingy Wrote:Everyone misunderstands Romeo and Juliet. It's not a love story where it's such a tragedy that the fates play on them that they are of warring houses! No, it's about two horny teens who basically pull a 15th Century version of "NO ONE UNDERSTANDS MY PAIN! Moral Compass Cricket Thingy Wrote:Oh, my parents are gonna be going to England for one of my uncle's weddings. He and his fiancee have been a couple for, like, 15 years, and just never tied the knot because reasons. Then, my Uncle Simon got married to his girlfriend of 30+ years, and all of a sudden EVERYONE'S getting married! percussive maintenance Wrote:Kaori Wrote:Well Florida going underwater eventually and mass extinction sounds like a good time! You sold me, Florida no more! The world will finally be freed from the rein of Florida Man Kaori Wrote:Moonface Wrote:Both of those and Steam Gardens are my three I want to play in the most. They seem to have the most interesting/appealing visual themes to me. Are you saying that Mario's nipples didn't appeal visually to you? Moonface Wrote:No. That was on a sensual and spiritual level of wub. percussive maintenance Wrote:Also may our thoughts and prayers be with the retail wage slaves that will be working on Black Friday, for not only do they need to contend with the usual insane mobs but also those of DIRTY CONSOLE PEASANTS and the pre-pubesent children who want to engage in sexual relations with your mother, whom I am sure is a nice and honorable women.
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Apr 1st, 2022, 05:37 PM
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I like flashy things
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I like your thinking EL that is some L33T G4M32Z TA1K R1GHT THERE! TRU3 L33T!
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Apr 1st, 2022, 10:48 PM
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If you're going to ask for such a change, the least you should do is write the thread title in full uppercase. No one can call themselves an ELITE GAMER if they don't uppercase their entire thread title. Filthy casual.
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I, the Philosophical Sponge of Marbles, send you on a quest for the Golden Chewing Gum of the Whoop-A-Ding-Dong Desert under the sea!
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Apr 1st, 2022, 10:48 PM
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Phoggies!
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If you're going to ask for such a change, the least you should do is write the thread title in full uppercase. No one can call themselves an ELITE GAMER if they don't uppercase their entire thread title. Filthy casual.
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