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Feb 15th, 2021, 09:16 PM
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Hello I am here once again to bring you another great product! As your favorite adverisement bot I bring to you this great product that I know that you will just love!
1500 Live Lady Bugs
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Now I know what your thinking what would I do with that many live lady bugs? You could release them in your garden, give them to EL for a gift! There so many wonderful things you could do with 1500 live lady bugs!
What are you waiting for get yours today!
So my idea for this silly forum game choose a random product and attempt to persuade people to buy it! Just like everyone favorite spambot: Dysonvacuumsparescouk
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Moral Compass Cricket Thingy Wrote:Everyone misunderstands Romeo and Juliet. It's not a love story where it's such a tragedy that the fates play on them that they are of warring houses! No, it's about two horny teens who basically pull a 15th Century version of "NO ONE UNDERSTANDS MY PAIN! Moral Compass Cricket Thingy Wrote:Oh, my parents are gonna be going to England for one of my uncle's weddings. He and his fiancee have been a couple for, like, 15 years, and just never tied the knot because reasons. Then, my Uncle Simon got married to his girlfriend of 30+ years, and all of a sudden EVERYONE'S getting married! percussive maintenance Wrote:Kaori Wrote:Well Florida going underwater eventually and mass extinction sounds like a good time! You sold me, Florida no more! The world will finally be freed from the rein of Florida Man Kaori Wrote:Moonface Wrote:Both of those and Steam Gardens are my three I want to play in the most. They seem to have the most interesting/appealing visual themes to me. Are you saying that Mario's nipples didn't appeal visually to you?    Moonface Wrote:No. That was on a sensual and spiritual level of wub.  percussive maintenance Wrote:Also may our thoughts and prayers be with the retail wage slaves that will be working on Black Friday, for not only do they need to contend with the usual insane mobs but also those of DIRTY CONSOLE PEASANTS and the pre-pubesent children who want to engage in sexual relations with your mother, whom I am sure is a nice and honorable women.
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Feb 15th, 2021, 09:16 PM
(This post was last modified: Feb 15th, 2021, 09:16 PM by Karo.)
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Hello I am here once again to bring you another great product! As your favorite adverisement bot I bring to you this great product that I know that you will just love!
1500 Live Lady Bugs
Now I know what your thinking what would I do with that many live lady bugs? You could release them in your garden, give them to EL for a gift! There so many wonderful things you could do with 1500 live lady bugs!
What are you waiting for get yours today!
So my idea for this silly forum game choose a random product and attempt to persuade people to buy it! Just like everyone favorite spambot: Dysonvacuumsparescouk
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Feb 15th, 2021, 09:17 PM
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Putting 1500 live insects in a bag like that is actually pretty fucked up... 
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I, the Philosophical Sponge of Marbles, send you on a quest for the Golden Chewing Gum of the Whoop-A-Ding-Dong Desert under the sea!
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Feb 15th, 2021, 09:17 PM
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Putting 1500 live insects in a bag like that is actually pretty fucked up...
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Feb 15th, 2021, 09:23 PM
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Oh no I assure you Mr. Moon that all our ladybugs are giving the latest housing! Each get their own little bathroom where they can wash up! And in a recent poll that we taken with the residents of their portable apartments they 100% happy!
Here is the research that we did: Scientific research
It actually is pretty fucked up when you think about it....honestly we probably shouldn't support this company even as a joke.
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Moral Compass Cricket Thingy Wrote:Everyone misunderstands Romeo and Juliet. It's not a love story where it's such a tragedy that the fates play on them that they are of warring houses! No, it's about two horny teens who basically pull a 15th Century version of "NO ONE UNDERSTANDS MY PAIN! Moral Compass Cricket Thingy Wrote:Oh, my parents are gonna be going to England for one of my uncle's weddings. He and his fiancee have been a couple for, like, 15 years, and just never tied the knot because reasons. Then, my Uncle Simon got married to his girlfriend of 30+ years, and all of a sudden EVERYONE'S getting married! percussive maintenance Wrote:Kaori Wrote:Well Florida going underwater eventually and mass extinction sounds like a good time! You sold me, Florida no more! The world will finally be freed from the rein of Florida Man Kaori Wrote:Moonface Wrote:Both of those and Steam Gardens are my three I want to play in the most. They seem to have the most interesting/appealing visual themes to me. Are you saying that Mario's nipples didn't appeal visually to you? Moonface Wrote:No. That was on a sensual and spiritual level of wub. percussive maintenance Wrote:Also may our thoughts and prayers be with the retail wage slaves that will be working on Black Friday, for not only do they need to contend with the usual insane mobs but also those of DIRTY CONSOLE PEASANTS and the pre-pubesent children who want to engage in sexual relations with your mother, whom I am sure is a nice and honorable women.
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Feb 15th, 2021, 09:23 PM
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I like flashy things
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Oh no I assure you Mr. Moon that all our ladybugs are giving the latest housing! Each get their own little bathroom where they can wash up! And in a recent poll that we taken with the residents of their portable apartments they 100% happy!
Here is the research that we did: Scientific research
It actually is pretty fucked up when you think about it....honestly we probably shouldn't support this company even as a joke.
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Feb 15th, 2021, 09:26 PM
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(Feb 15th, 2021, 09:23 PM)Yuri Wrote: It actually is pretty fucked up when you think about it....honestly we probably shouldn't support this company even as a joke. Well it's not like anyone here will actually buy the product and I wouldn't say calling the product out as messed up to be very supportive of it. 
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Feb 15th, 2021, 09:26 PM
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(Feb 15th, 2021, 09:23 PM)Yuri Wrote: It actually is pretty fucked up when you think about it....honestly we probably shouldn't support this company even as a joke. Well it's not like anyone here will actually buy the product and I wouldn't say calling the product out as messed up to be very supportive of it.
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