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Jul 11th, 2021, 05:14 PM
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Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark
Indy just doesn't bother to go after the ark and the Nazis end up still dying anyway as soon as they get the ark and open it.
Crash Bandicoot 2
Coco: "Crash can you get me an extra battery?"
Crash: Continues to sleep or just goes any other way than the one that goes to the teleporter, or makes Coco get it who isn't of use to Cortex for collecting crystals.
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I, the Philosophical Sponge of Marbles, send you on a quest for the Golden Chewing Gum of the Whoop-A-Ding-Dong Desert under the sea!
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Jul 11th, 2021, 05:14 PM
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Phoggies!
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Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark
Indy just doesn't bother to go after the ark and the Nazis end up still dying anyway as soon as they get the ark and open it.
Crash Bandicoot 2
Coco: "Crash can you get me an extra battery?"
Crash: Continues to sleep or just goes any other way than the one that goes to the teleporter, or makes Coco get it who isn't of use to Cortex for collecting crystals.
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Jul 12th, 2021, 03:12 AM
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Kingdom Hearts 1:
Don't build the raft and really Sora, Riku, and Kairi really have no reason to be on the island the night that the game begins. XD
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Moral Compass Cricket Thingy Wrote:Everyone misunderstands Romeo and Juliet. It's not a love story where it's such a tragedy that the fates play on them that they are of warring houses! No, it's about two horny teens who basically pull a 15th Century version of "NO ONE UNDERSTANDS MY PAIN! Moral Compass Cricket Thingy Wrote:Oh, my parents are gonna be going to England for one of my uncle's weddings. He and his fiancee have been a couple for, like, 15 years, and just never tied the knot because reasons. Then, my Uncle Simon got married to his girlfriend of 30+ years, and all of a sudden EVERYONE'S getting married! percussive maintenance Wrote:Kaori Wrote:Well Florida going underwater eventually and mass extinction sounds like a good time! You sold me, Florida no more! The world will finally be freed from the rein of Florida Man Kaori Wrote:Moonface Wrote:Both of those and Steam Gardens are my three I want to play in the most. They seem to have the most interesting/appealing visual themes to me. Are you saying that Mario's nipples didn't appeal visually to you? Moonface Wrote:No. That was on a sensual and spiritual level of wub. percussive maintenance Wrote:Also may our thoughts and prayers be with the retail wage slaves that will be working on Black Friday, for not only do they need to contend with the usual insane mobs but also those of DIRTY CONSOLE PEASANTS and the pre-pubesent children who want to engage in sexual relations with your mother, whom I am sure is a nice and honorable women.
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Jul 12th, 2021, 03:12 AM
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I like flashy things
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Kingdom Hearts 1:
Don't build the raft and really Sora, Riku, and Kairi really have no reason to be on the island the night that the game begins. XD
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Jul 13th, 2021, 12:03 AM
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Dying Light
If no one was to rescue you in the opening, you'd be dead before even getting to take control of your character, which is funny since it means the protagonist doesn't have to do anything different; they just have to not be saved by anyone.
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I, the Philosophical Sponge of Marbles, send you on a quest for the Golden Chewing Gum of the Whoop-A-Ding-Dong Desert under the sea!
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Jul 13th, 2021, 12:03 AM
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Phoggies!
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Dying Light
If no one was to rescue you in the opening, you'd be dead before even getting to take control of your character, which is funny since it means the protagonist doesn't have to do anything different; they just have to not be saved by anyone.
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Oct 5th, 2021, 05:20 AM
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Yoshi's Island:
Yoshi sees the baby, the map, fall out of the sky and onto the ground in front of him, and thinks, "Mmm.. well, not my problem!" And walks away back to his Island mates. Mario dies a lonely and terrifying death and Luigi never learns of his brother's existence, if he makes it alive after being captured by Kamek and Bowser.
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Oct 5th, 2021, 05:20 AM
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Yoshi's Island:
Yoshi sees the baby, the map, fall out of the sky and onto the ground in front of him, and thinks, "Mmm.. well, not my problem!" And walks away back to his Island mates. Mario dies a lonely and terrifying death and Luigi never learns of his brother's existence, if he makes it alive after being captured by Kamek and Bowser.
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Oct 5th, 2021, 07:35 PM
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Pokemon Yellow:
Don't wander into the tall grass where all the monsters are, you dumb kid.
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When leaves have fallen.
And skies turned to grey.
The night keeps on closing in on the day.
A nightingale sings his song of farewell.
You better hide from her freezing hell. ~ Ice Queen, Within Temptation.
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Oct 5th, 2021, 07:35 PM
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Resident Manic Farmer
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Pokemon Yellow:
Don't wander into the tall grass where all the monsters are, you dumb kid.
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Oct 20th, 2021, 12:00 AM
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Paper Mario (64):
Mario defeats Bowser in the first fight against him in Peach's castle, and he falls out of the castle instead of Mario. Kammy flies after Bowser. The castle is now permanently floating above Toad Town. Mario wins, but does he really?
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Oct 20th, 2021, 12:00 AM
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Paper Mario (64):
Mario defeats Bowser in the first fight against him in Peach's castle, and he falls out of the castle instead of Mario. Kammy flies after Bowser. The castle is now permanently floating above Toad Town. Mario wins, but does he really?
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Oct 20th, 2021, 09:55 AM
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Damn, that's a good one.
Luigi's Mansion:
Luigi doesn't accept winning a mansion, realising he didn't enter any contest to win something, doesn't call Mario about meeting him at the mansion, so they do whatever they do on a typical not saving anyone or anything day. Which seeing as how Luigi would call Mario originally, Mario was at Peach's castle or wandering around in...Toad Town I guess?
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Oct 20th, 2021, 09:55 AM
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Damn, that's a good one.
Luigi's Mansion:
Luigi doesn't accept winning a mansion, realising he didn't enter any contest to win something, doesn't call Mario about meeting him at the mansion, so they do whatever they do on a typical not saving anyone or anything day. Which seeing as how Luigi would call Mario originally, Mario was at Peach's castle or wandering around in...Toad Town I guess?
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Oct 23rd, 2021, 05:15 AM
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I imagine Professor E. Gadd eventually gets sniffed out by King Boo and possibly terminated then, which would make Super Mario Sunshine a continuity problem considering he wouldn't be alive to make F.L.U.D.D. Man, now let's see what happens with that...
Super Mario Sunshine:
Mario does not receive F.L.U.D.D. to help him clean up the island. He tries to clean the island up by hand but ultimately comes up short and is then promptly permanently jailed on Isle Delfino, with Princess Peach now Bowser Jr.'s new mama.
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Oct 23rd, 2021, 05:15 AM
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I imagine Professor E. Gadd eventually gets sniffed out by King Boo and possibly terminated then, which would make Super Mario Sunshine a continuity problem considering he wouldn't be alive to make F.L.U.D.D. Man, now let's see what happens with that...
Super Mario Sunshine:
Mario does not receive F.L.U.D.D. to help him clean up the island. He tries to clean the island up by hand but ultimately comes up short and is then promptly permanently jailed on Isle Delfino, with Princess Peach now Bowser Jr.'s new mama.
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Oct 24th, 2021, 07:34 PM
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Dead Space
Isaac actually watches the video to the end and realizes that his girlfriend is dead before the game begins, and therefore doesn't bother to go to the Ishimura to look for her.
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I, the Philosophical Sponge of Marbles, send you on a quest for the Golden Chewing Gum of the Whoop-A-Ding-Dong Desert under the sea!
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Oct 24th, 2021, 07:34 PM
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Phoggies!
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Dead Space
Isaac actually watches the video to the end and realizes that his girlfriend is dead before the game begins, and therefore doesn't bother to go to the Ishimura to look for her.
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Oct 30th, 2021, 12:24 AM
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For FFXIV the Warrior of light just has to kill Thancred and ta-dah!
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Moral Compass Cricket Thingy Wrote:Everyone misunderstands Romeo and Juliet. It's not a love story where it's such a tragedy that the fates play on them that they are of warring houses! No, it's about two horny teens who basically pull a 15th Century version of "NO ONE UNDERSTANDS MY PAIN! Moral Compass Cricket Thingy Wrote:Oh, my parents are gonna be going to England for one of my uncle's weddings. He and his fiancee have been a couple for, like, 15 years, and just never tied the knot because reasons. Then, my Uncle Simon got married to his girlfriend of 30+ years, and all of a sudden EVERYONE'S getting married! percussive maintenance Wrote:Kaori Wrote:Well Florida going underwater eventually and mass extinction sounds like a good time! You sold me, Florida no more! The world will finally be freed from the rein of Florida Man Kaori Wrote:Moonface Wrote:Both of those and Steam Gardens are my three I want to play in the most. They seem to have the most interesting/appealing visual themes to me. Are you saying that Mario's nipples didn't appeal visually to you? Moonface Wrote:No. That was on a sensual and spiritual level of wub. percussive maintenance Wrote:Also may our thoughts and prayers be with the retail wage slaves that will be working on Black Friday, for not only do they need to contend with the usual insane mobs but also those of DIRTY CONSOLE PEASANTS and the pre-pubesent children who want to engage in sexual relations with your mother, whom I am sure is a nice and honorable women.
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Oct 30th, 2021, 12:24 AM
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I like flashy things
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For FFXIV the Warrior of light just has to kill Thancred and ta-dah!
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Nov 3rd, 2021, 01:27 AM
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Dark Chronicle:
Just keep sleeping lol. He'll miss the circus show, and never get caught up in the madness that is time travel shenanigans.
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Nov 3rd, 2021, 01:27 AM
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Part-time ranter, full-time cricket
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Dark Chronicle:
Just keep sleeping lol. He'll miss the circus show, and never get caught up in the madness that is time travel shenanigans.
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Nov 12th, 2021, 12:39 AM
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As far as I know this is the fastest speed run of any game ever and probably the quickest canonical way a protagonist has reached the credits.
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I, the Philosophical Sponge of Marbles, send you on a quest for the Golden Chewing Gum of the Whoop-A-Ding-Dong Desert under the sea!
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Nov 12th, 2021, 12:39 AM
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Phoggies!
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As far as I know this is the fastest speed run of any game ever and probably the quickest canonical way a protagonist has reached the credits.
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Nov 12th, 2021, 07:16 PM
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What I want to know is when did he accuse incorrectly? Unless there was an allowed cut for a restart, or the game automatically assumes a guess was made at the beginning. Dang though, by having only three players take part in the game is one way to knock the time right down. Then it's just a matter of spam clicking to get it right first time.
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Nov 12th, 2021, 07:16 PM
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What I want to know is when did he accuse incorrectly? Unless there was an allowed cut for a restart, or the game automatically assumes a guess was made at the beginning. Dang though, by having only three players take part in the game is one way to knock the time right down. Then it's just a matter of spam clicking to get it right first time.
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Nov 14th, 2021, 05:34 AM
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Probably a restart. Clue famously has one of, if not THE fastest speedrun on record (under normal settings), because you can just immediately end the game by making an accusation, and hope it's correct. Personally, I don't think those speedruns are as entertaining as, say, Baten Kaitos 100%, because that requires a minimum of 336 hours to complete because of a single item required to 100% the game taking that long to evolve to the form you need. And yes, this exists!
Speaking of which:
Baten Kaitos: Don't go into the Forbidden Forest! Kalas doesn't get caught up in the Malpercio plot, and can go about his life, eventually working up the ability to kill Giacomo like he dreamed of!
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Nov 14th, 2021, 05:34 AM
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Part-time ranter, full-time cricket
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Probably a restart. Clue famously has one of, if not THE fastest speedrun on record (under normal settings), because you can just immediately end the game by making an accusation, and hope it's correct. Personally, I don't think those speedruns are as entertaining as, say, Baten Kaitos 100%, because that requires a minimum of 336 hours to complete because of a single item required to 100% the game taking that long to evolve to the form you need. And yes, this exists!
Speaking of which:
Baten Kaitos: Don't go into the Forbidden Forest! Kalas doesn't get caught up in the Malpercio plot, and can go about his life, eventually working up the ability to kill Giacomo like he dreamed of!
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Nov 29th, 2021, 01:20 AM
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Rayman 2
Globox doesn't get the silver lum from Ly before he gets captured, resulting in Rayman being unable to free them both from their cell at the start of the game. Unable to leave and fight back, the pirates eventually enslave the entire planet and achieve whatever their goal is that I don't actually remember off hand. XD
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I, the Philosophical Sponge of Marbles, send you on a quest for the Golden Chewing Gum of the Whoop-A-Ding-Dong Desert under the sea!
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Nov 29th, 2021, 01:20 AM
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Phoggies!
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Rayman 2
Globox doesn't get the silver lum from Ly before he gets captured, resulting in Rayman being unable to free them both from their cell at the start of the game. Unable to leave and fight back, the pirates eventually enslave the entire planet and achieve whatever their goal is that I don't actually remember off hand. XD
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