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Dec 27th, 2020, 07:16 PM
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For those who haven't seen it, @ Maniakkid25 posted a thread about a town in Sweden whose residents attempt to set fire to a gigantic goat sculpture that gets erected every year, and I just got the idea of turning that concept into a contest! 
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- Come up with the most inventive or interesting way to try and destroy the goat! You don't have to set the goat on fire, but I will award bonus XP for any schemes that result in an infernal demise of the goat.
- There is no length limit on entries. You may submit multiple entries, but only one will go in the poll, so please indicate which entry is for the poll. All other submissions will be rewarded bonus XP.
- The deadline for submissions will be January 10th, but I may extend the deadline if there is an insufficient number of entries for a poll.
If anyone has any questions, please ask. 
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Dec 27th, 2020, 07:16 PM
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Hell's Bells, hm?
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For those who haven't seen it, @ Maniakkid25 posted a thread about a town in Sweden whose residents attempt to set fire to a gigantic goat sculpture that gets erected every year, and I just got the idea of turning that concept into a contest!
Rules
- Come up with the most inventive or interesting way to try and destroy the goat! You don't have to set the goat on fire, but I will award bonus XP for any schemes that result in an infernal demise of the goat.
- There is no length limit on entries. You may submit multiple entries, but only one will go in the poll, so please indicate which entry is for the poll. All other submissions will be rewarded bonus XP.
- The deadline for submissions will be January 10th, but I may extend the deadline if there is an insufficient number of entries for a poll.
If anyone has any questions, please ask.
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Dec 28th, 2020, 03:07 AM
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Get a bunch of real goats to eat it... and stick sparklers in the goats' mouths  .
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Dec 28th, 2020, 03:07 AM
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Get a bunch of real goats to eat it... and stick sparklers in the goats' mouths .
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Jan 1st, 2021, 12:44 AM
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Rain down from above, send a plane to drop flames onto the Goat!
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Jan 1st, 2021, 12:44 AM
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Rain down from above, send a plane to drop flames onto the Goat!
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Jan 1st, 2021, 08:13 PM
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Darn, almost exactly what I was going to put but instead of flames, flatten the straw goat with a concrete donkey from the sky. Just outright replace it. 
Ahem.
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Jan 1st, 2021, 08:13 PM
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Darn, almost exactly what I was going to put but instead of flames, flatten the straw goat with a concrete donkey from the sky. Just outright replace it.
Ahem.
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Jan 5th, 2021, 02:26 PM
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Okay, we're gonna need a Black Metal band. Swedish is best, but we may need to pop over to Norway if the Swedes don't want to do something this stupid. We'll also need a vehicle looking like something out of Mad Max, preferably with a flatbed, and loaded with pyrotechnics. So, while you drive the flatbed as fast as you feel comfortable, the Black Metal band is already in position on the vehicle. You park it right in front of the goat, play a song (the song's subject will be about a sacrifice to some deity; your choice). As the last chorus comes in, fire the pyrotechnics, and speed off, shredding all the while.
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Jan 5th, 2021, 02:26 PM
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Okay, we're gonna need a Black Metal band. Swedish is best, but we may need to pop over to Norway if the Swedes don't want to do something this stupid. We'll also need a vehicle looking like something out of Mad Max, preferably with a flatbed, and loaded with pyrotechnics. So, while you drive the flatbed as fast as you feel comfortable, the Black Metal band is already in position on the vehicle. You park it right in front of the goat, play a song (the song's subject will be about a sacrifice to some deity; your choice). As the last chorus comes in, fire the pyrotechnics, and speed off, shredding all the while.
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Jan 13th, 2021, 10:40 PM
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Voting is now open for the best plan to destroy the goat! Good luck to everyone who entered!
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IN THE SUN, SLEEPING LIKE A BUM.
I, the Philosophical Sponge of Marbles, send you on a quest for the Golden Chewing Gum of the Whoop-A-Ding-Dong Desert under the sea!
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Jan 13th, 2021, 10:40 PM
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Hell's Bells, hm?
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Voting is now open for the best plan to destroy the goat! Good luck to everyone who entered!
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Jan 14th, 2021, 02:02 PM
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Oops, forgot to do a second one, but I already knew who I was going to vote for as soon as I read it. 
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Jan 14th, 2021, 02:02 PM
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Oops, forgot to do a second one, but I already knew who I was going to vote for as soon as I read it.
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Jan 17th, 2021, 09:41 PM
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I voted (and no, I didn't vote for myself ).
Good luck, everybody!
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Jan 17th, 2021, 09:41 PM
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I voted (and no, I didn't vote for myself ).
Good luck, everybody!
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Jan 21st, 2021, 07:42 PM
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Voting is over! Congratulations to @ Maniakkid25 for the dominating victory; you receive 150XP for your victory, plus a bonus 25XP for using fire.
@ ShiraNoMai and @ Kyng receive 50XP for participation, and 25XP for using fire.
@ Mr EliteL did not use fire, and so receives 50XP for participation.
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IN THE SUN, SLEEPING LIKE A BUM.
I, the Philosophical Sponge of Marbles, send you on a quest for the Golden Chewing Gum of the Whoop-A-Ding-Dong Desert under the sea!
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Jan 21st, 2021, 07:42 PM
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Hell's Bells, hm?
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Voting is over! Congratulations to @ Maniakkid25 for the dominating victory; you receive 150XP for your victory, plus a bonus 25XP for using fire.
@ ShiraNoMai and @ Kyng receive 50XP for participation, and 25XP for using fire.
@ Mr EliteL did not use fire, and so receives 50XP for participation.
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