What's a "Moral Compass Cricket Thingy"?

[Moonface]

Ah, fair enough. I mean, anything I thought of as a teenager was stupid angsty shit that would not remotely make for a good song subject. one of which I remember would've been called "Teenage Rage" if I had thought up the whole song, but I know any full line I thought of was what a teenager thinks is "cool".

Do you own any instruments at all or if you ever do get the urge to fool around with one (just randomly or playing something that's already written, not necessarily to compose music since you said you don't really do that) have a particular instrument you'd like to have on hand at times to just mess with?