A Million Dollars, But...

[Kyng]

No... even for a relatively reclusive person like myself, that would be completely crippling. After all, I do a lot of communication online >_< .

A million dollars, but the entire floor of your house is permanently replaced with Lego.

[Moonface]

Deal. You never said it can't be the Lego that has the smooth tops, so no discomfort for me!

A million dollars but you have to sit through an entire simulation watching everyone you know and love dying.

[ShiraNoMai]

Nah I'm good, keep the money.

A million dollars but get it loaned to you by Tom Nook.

[Moonface]

I'd take it. Not like I have to actually pay him back so I could just keep earning money with it or something and ignore him like I do in New Horizons.

A million dollars but your most embarrassing moment in life has to be broadcasted in Times Square on New Years Eve on one of those big screens.

[Kyng]

No way... I don't deal with embarrassment very well!

A million dollars, but it's all in pennies. And they're put in your room... and the only way to get rid of them is to spend them.

[Mr EliteL]

Only if I can count them all into money banks and get them swapped at the bank, then sure. Although damn, banks are scarce now. So, er...post office as we have one that does or a coin machine.

A million dollars, but you have to swim with sharks for a day.

[Moonface]

Since you fail to specify, I'll do it and just have the sharks restrained so they can't reach me and have their mouths forced closed so they can't bite me in the event they somehow escape their restraints. If all that fails, then it was nice knowing you all.

A million dollars, but everyone you currently know will no longer speak to you.

[ShiraNoMai]

Done, I'll have them write to me

A million dollars but you have to be in a true solitary confinement cell for 7 days straight.

[Moonface]

Hmm. I don't think I'd last and being unable to interact with anyone for seven days would drive me insane very quickly. So nope.

A million dollars but every night you will dream of your worst phobia or fear.

[ShiraNoMai]

Every night for how long?   Yikes. I feel like at some point it'll tone down to a fear from phobia, and even lower if it already was a fear--just through pure exposure therapy essentially of repeating scary stimuli til you're numb in the face from it.

A million dollars in your account tonight if you share your darkest secret to your mother/father.

[Kyng]

Worth it... my darkest secrets aren't *that* dark .

A million dollars, but you have to live on Pluto for the rest of your life (and you're given a liveable house, and the essentials for human survival in addition to your million dollars )

[Mr EliteL]

Deal, only because it gets me away from the stupid humans of Earth. Hello otherworldly beings, you're welcome to...take over my Pluto and make it your base, where I'll probably be killed by them anyway, yay! *shot*
I mean no deal.

A million dollars, but they have to be spent in amusement arcades.

[ShiraNoMai]

Sure, why not. Blowing money on entertainment? That's my middle name!

A million dollars, but you have it donated to you by the worst possible organization you believe exists (extremist groups, religious foundations, flat-earthers, etc) and 100% of the profits of your use of that money goes back towards benefiting the aforementioned organization.

[Moonface]

A million dollars, but you have it donated to you by the worst possible organization you believe exists (extremist groups, religious foundations, flat-earthers, etc) and 100% of the profits of your use of that money goes back towards benefiting the aforementioned organization.

I wanted to answer this but I'm trying to figure out what you mean by the profits part? Do you mean if I buy groceries that any profit make on those by the store I buy them from goes back to the company I got this money from in the first place?

[ShiraNoMai]

A million dollars, but you have it donated to you by the worst possible organization you believe exists (extremist groups, religious foundations, flat-earthers, etc) and 100% of the profits of your use of that money goes back towards benefiting the aforementioned organization.

I wanted to answer this but I'm trying to figure out what you mean by the profits part? Do you mean if I buy groceries that any profit make on those by the store I buy them from goes back to the company I got this money from in the first place?

Correct.