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Apr 21st, 2022, 08:43 PM
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I was in the Describe a Game Situation from the Perspective of an NPC thread trying to think of something and ended up coming up with newspaper titles instead. Since it didn't really fit in there, I figured I'd make a new thread for us to come up with news headlines for fictional media like games, movies, books, etc.
"Child in Hat Takes Down Mafia!" - A Hat in Time
"Man Kills Hundred's in Pursuit of Treasures; Purchases Island with Profits" - Uncharted series
"Purple Dragon Takes Part in Worlds Largest Easter Egg Hunt" - Spyro 3
"Stuffed Toy Takes Down Evil Vacuum Cleaner" - LittleBigPlanet 2
"Animals in Karts Save the World from Alien Overlord" - Crash Team Racing
"One Child Disintegrated, Other Mutilated in Attempt to Revive Dead Mother!" - Full Metal Alchemist
"Hyrule Saved! Naked Man Beats up Ganon with a Stick!" - Breath of the Wild
"Aliens Killed My Crew: Lone Survivor Claims" - Alien
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Apr 21st, 2022, 08:43 PM
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I was in the Describe a Game Situation from the Perspective of an NPC thread trying to think of something and ended up coming up with newspaper titles instead. Since it didn't really fit in there, I figured I'd make a new thread for us to come up with news headlines for fictional media like games, movies, books, etc.
"Child in Hat Takes Down Mafia!" - A Hat in Time
"Man Kills Hundred's in Pursuit of Treasures; Purchases Island with Profits" - Uncharted series
"Purple Dragon Takes Part in Worlds Largest Easter Egg Hunt" - Spyro 3
"Stuffed Toy Takes Down Evil Vacuum Cleaner" - LittleBigPlanet 2
"Animals in Karts Save the World from Alien Overlord" - Crash Team Racing
"One Child Disintegrated, Other Mutilated in Attempt to Revive Dead Mother!" - Full Metal Alchemist
"Hyrule Saved! Naked Man Beats up Ganon with a Stick!" - Breath of the Wild
"Aliens Killed My Crew: Lone Survivor Claims" - Alien
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Apr 24th, 2022, 02:35 AM
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"Young Child Foils Dangerous Gang's Plot - Leader Accepts Defeat After One Short Battle!" - Pokemon Red/Blue/Yellow
"Island Natives Return Missing Baby To Parents!" - Yoshi's Island
"One Child Recruits Over One Hundred People To Fight In War To Stop Tyranny!" - Suikoden
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Apr 24th, 2022, 02:35 AM
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"Young Child Foils Dangerous Gang's Plot - Leader Accepts Defeat After One Short Battle!" - Pokemon Red/Blue/Yellow
"Island Natives Return Missing Baby To Parents!" - Yoshi's Island
"One Child Recruits Over One Hundred People To Fight In War To Stop Tyranny!" - Suikoden
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Apr 25th, 2022, 12:28 AM
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"Plumber Abandons Steed; Drops It In Bottomless Pit" - Any Mario game that lets you dump Yoshi into a pit. XD
"Android Dies From Eating Fish" - Nier: Automata
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I, the Philosophical Sponge of Marbles, send you on a quest for the Golden Chewing Gum of the Whoop-A-Ding-Dong Desert under the sea!
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Apr 25th, 2022, 12:28 AM
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"Plumber Abandons Steed; Drops It In Bottomless Pit" - Any Mario game that lets you dump Yoshi into a pit. XD
"Android Dies From Eating Fish" - Nier: Automata
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Apr 25th, 2022, 10:50 AM
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"Ex-Criminal Beats Imposter, Restores Delfino From Paint And Darkness" - Super Mario Sunshine
"Cheated! Collusion At Grumble Volcano!" - Mario Kart Wii
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Apr 25th, 2022, 10:50 AM
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"Ex-Criminal Beats Imposter, Restores Delfino From Paint And Darkness" - Super Mario Sunshine
"Cheated! Collusion At Grumble Volcano!" - Mario Kart Wii
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Apr 28th, 2022, 07:45 PM
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(Apr 25th, 2022, 10:50 AM)Mr EliteL Wrote: "Cheated! Collusion At Grumble Volcano!" - Mario Kart Wii Why that track in particular? XD
"Driver Collides with Traffic for High Score; Says "I'll Do It Again."" - Burnout 3 (or any other with a crash mode)
"Bald Man Kills Everyone at Paris Fashion Show" - Hitman
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I, the Philosophical Sponge of Marbles, send you on a quest for the Golden Chewing Gum of the Whoop-A-Ding-Dong Desert under the sea!
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Apr 28th, 2022, 07:45 PM
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(Apr 25th, 2022, 10:50 AM)Mr EliteL Wrote: "Cheated! Collusion At Grumble Volcano!" - Mario Kart Wii Why that track in particular? XD
"Driver Collides with Traffic for High Score; Says "I'll Do It Again."" - Burnout 3 (or any other with a crash mode)
"Bald Man Kills Everyone at Paris Fashion Show" - Hitman
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Apr 29th, 2022, 05:41 AM
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Pandemic's Last Hope: Crushed! Cure For Disease Mitigated By Crazed Man! (The Last of Us)
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Apr 29th, 2022, 05:41 AM
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Pandemic's Last Hope: Crushed! Cure For Disease Mitigated By Crazed Man! (The Last of Us)
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Apr 30th, 2022, 10:29 PM
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(Apr 28th, 2022, 07:45 PM)Moonface Wrote: (Apr 25th, 2022, 10:50 AM)Mr EliteL Wrote: "Cheated! Collusion At Grumble Volcano!" - Mario Kart Wii Why that track in particular? XD Because of the ultra shortcut you can take at the beginning of the race where you can drive around a rock three times near the starting line to finish. Could also be just any of the normal shortcuts in there, but I was imagining the ultra one as if Lakitu is the one causing the collusion for let's say Bowser or an "enemy" driver.
Heartless Man Walks Again?! - Dragon's Dogma
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Apr 30th, 2022, 10:29 PM
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(Apr 28th, 2022, 07:45 PM)Moonface Wrote: (Apr 25th, 2022, 10:50 AM)Mr EliteL Wrote: "Cheated! Collusion At Grumble Volcano!" - Mario Kart Wii Why that track in particular? XD Because of the ultra shortcut you can take at the beginning of the race where you can drive around a rock three times near the starting line to finish. Could also be just any of the normal shortcuts in there, but I was imagining the ultra one as if Lakitu is the one causing the collusion for let's say Bowser or an "enemy" driver.
Heartless Man Walks Again?! - Dragon's Dogma
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May 1st, 2022, 11:14 PM
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(Apr 29th, 2022, 05:41 AM)ShiraNoMai Wrote: Pandemic's Last Hope: Crushed! Cure For Disease Mitigated By Crazed Man! (The Last of Us) Calling Joel crazed is even better when you recall David's description of him during the Winter arc based on stories from his crew.
"Plumber Refurbishes Hotel with Vacuum Cleaner" - Luigi's Mansion 3
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I, the Philosophical Sponge of Marbles, send you on a quest for the Golden Chewing Gum of the Whoop-A-Ding-Dong Desert under the sea!
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May 1st, 2022, 11:14 PM
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(Apr 29th, 2022, 05:41 AM)ShiraNoMai Wrote: Pandemic's Last Hope: Crushed! Cure For Disease Mitigated By Crazed Man! (The Last of Us) Calling Joel crazed is even better when you recall David's description of him during the Winter arc based on stories from his crew.
"Plumber Refurbishes Hotel with Vacuum Cleaner" - Luigi's Mansion 3
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May 3rd, 2022, 06:06 AM
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Area in Tokyo Cursed: Multiple Incidents of Otherworldly Origins, Citizens Still Choosing To Maintain Residency! - Digimon: Ghost Game
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May 3rd, 2022, 06:06 AM
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Area in Tokyo Cursed: Multiple Incidents of Otherworldly Origins, Citizens Still Choosing To Maintain Residency! - Digimon: Ghost Game
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May 10th, 2022, 09:57 PM
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(May 3rd, 2022, 06:06 AM)ShiraNoMai Wrote: Area in Tokyo Cursed: Multiple Incidents of Otherworldly Origins, Citizens Still Choosing To Maintain Residency! - Digimon: Ghost Game After watching Dr. Strange last night the choice of maintaining residency could also apply to New York too with the amount of stuff that's happened in it over the course of the MCU. XD
"Plumber Crashes Dream Wedding of Princess" - Mario Odyssey
"American Kills Man in His Own House; Claims Self Defense After Breaking In!" - Resident Evil 4
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I, the Philosophical Sponge of Marbles, send you on a quest for the Golden Chewing Gum of the Whoop-A-Ding-Dong Desert under the sea!
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May 10th, 2022, 09:57 PM
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(May 3rd, 2022, 06:06 AM)ShiraNoMai Wrote: Area in Tokyo Cursed: Multiple Incidents of Otherworldly Origins, Citizens Still Choosing To Maintain Residency! - Digimon: Ghost Game After watching Dr. Strange last night the choice of maintaining residency could also apply to New York too with the amount of stuff that's happened in it over the course of the MCU. XD
"Plumber Crashes Dream Wedding of Princess" - Mario Odyssey
"American Kills Man in His Own House; Claims Self Defense After Breaking In!" - Resident Evil 4
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Jul 5th, 2022, 03:12 AM
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"Man Who Betrayed Soul Society Says 'It Was All According to Keikaku'". - Bleach
"Child Stops War with Talking" - Anything in Naruto and Boruto, there's so many instances...
"Knitted Sentient Being Defeats Vacuum Cleaner" - LittleBigPlanet 2
"Flying Child Snatcher Strikes Again!" - Peter Pan
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I, the Philosophical Sponge of Marbles, send you on a quest for the Golden Chewing Gum of the Whoop-A-Ding-Dong Desert under the sea!
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Jul 5th, 2022, 03:12 AM
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"Man Who Betrayed Soul Society Says 'It Was All According to Keikaku'". - Bleach
"Child Stops War with Talking" - Anything in Naruto and Boruto, there's so many instances...
"Knitted Sentient Being Defeats Vacuum Cleaner" - LittleBigPlanet 2
"Flying Child Snatcher Strikes Again!" - Peter Pan
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Jul 5th, 2022, 01:49 PM
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"Big Brute Says He Wants To Have Fun Too" Any Mario party/sports game.
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Jul 5th, 2022, 01:49 PM
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Aug 15th, 2022, 09:59 PM
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"Biker Gang of Children Seen Riding Across Paldea Region" - Pokémon Scarlet/Violet
"Somehow, the Quincy's have returned?!" - Bleach (title inspired by that stupid "Somehow, Palpatine returned..." shite in Star Wars)
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Aug 15th, 2022, 09:59 PM
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