News Headlines in Fictional Media
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I was in the Describe a Game Situation from the Perspective of an NPC thread trying to think of something and ended up coming up with newspaper titles instead. Since it didn't really fit in there, I figured I'd make a new thread for us to come up with news headlines for fictional media like games, movies, books, etc. XD



"Child in Hat Takes Down Mafia!" - A Hat in Time

"Man Kills Hundred's in Pursuit of Treasures; Purchases Island with Profits" - Uncharted series

"Purple Dragon Takes Part in Worlds Largest Easter Egg Hunt" - Spyro 3

"Stuffed Toy Takes Down Evil Vacuum Cleaner" - LittleBigPlanet 2

"Animals in Karts Save the World from Alien Overlord" - Crash Team Racing

"One Child Disintegrated, Other Mutilated in Attempt to Revive Dead Mother!" - Full Metal Alchemist

"Hyrule Saved! Naked Man Beats up Ganon with a Stick!" - Breath of the Wild

"Aliens Killed My Crew: Lone Survivor Claims" - Alien
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I was in the Describe a Game Situation from the Perspective of an NPC thread trying to think of something and ended up coming up with newspaper titles instead. Since it didn't really fit in there, I figured I'd make a new thread for us to come up with news headlines for fictional media like games, movies, books, etc. XD



"Child in Hat Takes Down Mafia!" - A Hat in Time

"Man Kills Hundred's in Pursuit of Treasures; Purchases Island with Profits" - Uncharted series

"Purple Dragon Takes Part in Worlds Largest Easter Egg Hunt" - Spyro 3

"Stuffed Toy Takes Down Evil Vacuum Cleaner" - LittleBigPlanet 2

"Animals in Karts Save the World from Alien Overlord" - Crash Team Racing

"One Child Disintegrated, Other Mutilated in Attempt to Revive Dead Mother!" - Full Metal Alchemist

"Hyrule Saved! Naked Man Beats up Ganon with a Stick!" - Breath of the Wild

"Aliens Killed My Crew: Lone Survivor Claims" - Alien
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"Young Child Foils Dangerous Gang's Plot - Leader Accepts Defeat After One Short Battle!" - Pokemon Red/Blue/Yellow
"Island Natives Return Missing Baby To Parents!" - Yoshi's Island
"One Child Recruits Over One Hundred People To Fight In War To Stop Tyranny!" - Suikoden
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"Young Child Foils Dangerous Gang's Plot - Leader Accepts Defeat After One Short Battle!" - Pokemon Red/Blue/Yellow
"Island Natives Return Missing Baby To Parents!" - Yoshi's Island
"One Child Recruits Over One Hundred People To Fight In War To Stop Tyranny!" - Suikoden
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(Apr 25th, 2022, 10:50 AM)Mr EliteL Wrote:
"Cheated! Collusion At Grumble Volcano!" - Mario Kart Wii
Why that track in particular? XD

"Driver Collides with Traffic for High Score; Says "I'll Do It Again."" - Burnout 3 (or any other with a crash mode)

"Bald Man Kills Everyone at Paris Fashion Show" - Hitman
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(Apr 25th, 2022, 10:50 AM)Mr EliteL Wrote:
"Cheated! Collusion At Grumble Volcano!" - Mario Kart Wii
Why that track in particular? XD

"Driver Collides with Traffic for High Score; Says "I'll Do It Again."" - Burnout 3 (or any other with a crash mode)

"Bald Man Kills Everyone at Paris Fashion Show" - Hitman
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(Apr 28th, 2022, 07:45 PM)Moonface Wrote:
(Apr 25th, 2022, 10:50 AM)Mr EliteL Wrote:
"Cheated! Collusion At Grumble Volcano!" - Mario Kart Wii
Why that track in particular? XD
Because of the ultra shortcut you can take at the beginning of the race where you can drive around a rock three times near the starting line to finish. Could also be just any of the normal shortcuts in there, but I was imagining the ultra one as if Lakitu is the one causing the collusion for let's say Bowser or an "enemy" driver. XD 

Heartless Man Walks Again?! - Dragon's Dogma
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(Apr 28th, 2022, 07:45 PM)Moonface Wrote:
(Apr 25th, 2022, 10:50 AM)Mr EliteL Wrote:
"Cheated! Collusion At Grumble Volcano!" - Mario Kart Wii
Why that track in particular? XD
Because of the ultra shortcut you can take at the beginning of the race where you can drive around a rock three times near the starting line to finish. Could also be just any of the normal shortcuts in there, but I was imagining the ultra one as if Lakitu is the one causing the collusion for let's say Bowser or an "enemy" driver. XD 

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(Apr 29th, 2022, 05:41 AM)ShiraNoMai Wrote:
Pandemic's Last Hope: Crushed! Cure For Disease Mitigated By Crazed Man! (The Last of Us)
Calling Joel crazed is even better when you recall David's description of him during the Winter arc based on stories from his crew.


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(Apr 29th, 2022, 05:41 AM)ShiraNoMai Wrote:
Pandemic's Last Hope: Crushed! Cure For Disease Mitigated By Crazed Man! (The Last of Us)
Calling Joel crazed is even better when you recall David's description of him during the Winter arc based on stories from his crew.


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(May 3rd, 2022, 06:06 AM)ShiraNoMai Wrote:
Area in Tokyo Cursed: Multiple Incidents of Otherworldly Origins, Citizens Still Choosing To Maintain Residency! - Digimon: Ghost Game
After watching Dr. Strange last night the choice of maintaining residency could also apply to New York too with the amount of stuff that's happened in it over the course of the MCU. XD


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(May 3rd, 2022, 06:06 AM)ShiraNoMai Wrote:
Area in Tokyo Cursed: Multiple Incidents of Otherworldly Origins, Citizens Still Choosing To Maintain Residency! - Digimon: Ghost Game
After watching Dr. Strange last night the choice of maintaining residency could also apply to New York too with the amount of stuff that's happened in it over the course of the MCU. XD


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