Four Words

[ShiraNoMai]

Typically, I'd be resting on my cozy mattress with a plate of fresh berries and cream, but unfortunately this bed is as hard as a rock!

Moon
Rogue
Black
Ad

[Moonface]

I saw an ad asking for assistance in dealing with a rogue postman who had fled to the moon with Elon Musk after stealing a black pearl worth $12 billion.

Lick
Lava
Dead
Zagreus

[ShiraNoMai]

Pirates of the Lunar!

Zagreus has arrived dead unto his home once again when Lernie the Bone Hydra decided to give a lava-filled lick to his head in an act of affection.

Heart
Torch
Blood
Bothersome

[Moonface]

I've always found it bothersome to drain a person of their blood to drive a burning torch into their dried chest cavity and cook their heart.

Booth
Coins
Baby
Curse

[ShiraNoMai]

After dispensing the appropriate amount of coins into the phone booth, I reached out to grab the phone only to be stopped by a baby spider, who bestowed a curse upon my person.

Beans
Fur
Utter
Grave

[Kyng]

It is a grave mistake to cover beans in fur... your utter madness will incur the wrath of Mr Bean!

Speak
Hang
Coins
Pizza

[ShiraNoMai]

^ That came out brilliantly

Have you no coins to pay for this pizza you ordered?! Speak now, heathen, or you shall hang by morning!


Running
Bottle
Devastate
Lactose

[Kyng]

Running with a bottle of milk will devastate the lactose-intolerant.

Gravy
Pear
Cricket
Blue

[Moonface]

I was feeling blue about watching my favourite cricket team lose, so I poured some gravy on a pear for comfort food.

Management
Thigh
Dentist
Quarter

[ShiraNoMai]

I was a quarter of the way through eating this chicken thigh when I got a call from management telling me the "dentist" problem was being dealt with.

Frosty
Mirth
Duo
Sign

[Kyng]

A duo were dancing happily on a frosty day: it was a sign[/i] of [b]mirth .

Shock
Paint
Flower
Eyes

[Moonface]

It was a shock to me when the flower I was admiring suddenly spat paint into my eyes.

monkey
respect
secretary
patent


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[ShiraNoMai]

With all due respect, Mr. Sir, we cannot accept this patent regarding monkey neurological activation at this secretary's station. Please proceed forward to the next desk.

Travel
Echo
Target
Paint

[Moonface]

With my target in sight, I poured the bucket of paint over the side of the bridge and watched it travel downwards and ultimately drench my victim, causing them to yell loud enough for it to echo in the street.

housing
prey
simplicity
disappear

[Kyng]

Housing your prey animals means they won't disappear: I like the simplicity of that solution!

Guardian
Frigate
Lamp
Shell