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Jul 3rd, 2022, 10:58 AM
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Know any good jokes? Post them!
If someone tells you a joke and its not funny, do you fake laugh at it just to be nice?
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Jul 3rd, 2022, 10:58 AM
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Hakuna Matata
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Know any good jokes? Post them!
If someone tells you a joke and its not funny, do you fake laugh at it just to be nice?
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Jul 3rd, 2022, 03:50 PM
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As a software developer, I'll start with one about my own profession:
Quote:Q: How many software developers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None - it's a hardware problem!
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Jul 3rd, 2022, 03:50 PM
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As a software developer, I'll start with one about my own profession:
Quote:Q: How many software developers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None - it's a hardware problem!
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Jul 4th, 2022, 05:04 PM
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Oh I have some amazingly "funny" jokes yes very funny! 
I don't know, I can't speak Japanese. |
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Moral Compass Cricket Thingy Wrote:Everyone misunderstands Romeo and Juliet. It's not a love story where it's such a tragedy that the fates play on them that they are of warring houses! No, it's about two horny teens who basically pull a 15th Century version of "NO ONE UNDERSTANDS MY PAIN! Moral Compass Cricket Thingy Wrote:Oh, my parents are gonna be going to England for one of my uncle's weddings. He and his fiancee have been a couple for, like, 15 years, and just never tied the knot because reasons. Then, my Uncle Simon got married to his girlfriend of 30+ years, and all of a sudden EVERYONE'S getting married! percussive maintenance Wrote:Kaori Wrote:Well Florida going underwater eventually and mass extinction sounds like a good time! You sold me, Florida no more! The world will finally be freed from the rein of Florida Man Kaori Wrote:Moonface Wrote:Both of those and Steam Gardens are my three I want to play in the most. They seem to have the most interesting/appealing visual themes to me. Are you saying that Mario's nipples didn't appeal visually to you?    Moonface Wrote:No. That was on a sensual and spiritual level of wub.  percussive maintenance Wrote:Also may our thoughts and prayers be with the retail wage slaves that will be working on Black Friday, for not only do they need to contend with the usual insane mobs but also those of DIRTY CONSOLE PEASANTS and the pre-pubesent children who want to engage in sexual relations with your mother, whom I am sure is a nice and honorable women.
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Jul 4th, 2022, 05:04 PM
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I like flashy things
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Oh I have some amazingly "funny" jokes yes very funny!
I don't know, I can't speak Japanese. |
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Jul 5th, 2022, 04:41 AM
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(Jul 3rd, 2022, 03:50 PM)Kyng Wrote: As a software developer, I'll start with one about my own profession:
Quote:Q: How many software developers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None - it's a hardware problem!
This one never fails to make me smile, even if I've heard it a million times.
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Jul 5th, 2022, 04:41 AM
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Kacheek Says Ace Pride!
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(Jul 3rd, 2022, 03:50 PM)Kyng Wrote: As a software developer, I'll start with one about my own profession:
Quote:Q: How many software developers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None - it's a hardware problem!
This one never fails to make me smile, even if I've heard it a million times.
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Jul 11th, 2022, 11:42 PM
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(Jul 4th, 2022, 05:04 PM)Karo Wrote: Oh I have some amazingly "funny" jokes yes very funny!
I don't know, I can't speak Japanese. You're fired. 
Not sure if these are jokes or just puns, but since I can't think of anything of my own to share right now I'll just share these from The Last of Us: No Pun Intended: Volume Too
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I, the Philosophical Sponge of Marbles, send you on a quest for the Golden Chewing Gum of the Whoop-A-Ding-Dong Desert under the sea!
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Jul 11th, 2022, 11:42 PM
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(Jul 4th, 2022, 05:04 PM)Karo Wrote: Oh I have some amazingly "funny" jokes yes very funny!
I don't know, I can't speak Japanese. You're fired.
Not sure if these are jokes or just puns, but since I can't think of anything of my own to share right now I'll just share these from The Last of Us: No Pun Intended: Volume Too
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Feb 27th, 2023, 02:57 AM
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Heres some incredibly lame Christmas jokes I just seen (I know it's almost March, but whatever):
What do Santa’s little helpers learn at school? The elf-abet!
Who delivers presents to cats? Santa Paws!
What do snowmen wear on their heads? Ice caps.
How does Christmas Day end? With the letter Y.
What do you call a dog on the beach at Christmas? Sandy Paws.
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Feb 27th, 2023, 02:57 AM
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Hakuna Matata
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Heres some incredibly lame Christmas jokes I just seen (I know it's almost March, but whatever):
What do Santa’s little helpers learn at school? The elf-abet!
Who delivers presents to cats? Santa Paws!
What do snowmen wear on their heads? Ice caps.
How does Christmas Day end? With the letter Y.
What do you call a dog on the beach at Christmas? Sandy Paws.
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