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(Sep 3rd, 2022, 11:36 PM)ShiraNoMai Wrote:
(Sep 3rd, 2022, 01:07 AM)Moonface Wrote:
(Sep 1st, 2022, 06:51 AM)ShiraNoMai Wrote:
A million dollars, but you have it donated to you by the worst possible organization you believe exists (extremist groups, religious foundations, flat-earthers, etc) and 100% of the profits of your use of that money goes back towards benefiting the aforementioned organization.
I wanted to answer this but I'm trying to figure out what you mean by the profits part? Do you mean if I buy groceries that any profit make on those by the store I buy them from goes back to the company I got this money from in the first place? Unsure

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So if I were to just donate all that money to a charity or something instead where it wouldn't be a profit, the company wouldn't make anything off me from the money they give me. Hmm If so, then I'd take it and do that. I end up no worse off, a good cause ends up better off, and some trash company ends up worse off.

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(Sep 3rd, 2022, 11:36 PM)ShiraNoMai Wrote:
(Sep 3rd, 2022, 01:07 AM)Moonface Wrote:
(Sep 1st, 2022, 06:51 AM)ShiraNoMai Wrote:
A million dollars, but you have it donated to you by the worst possible organization you believe exists (extremist groups, religious foundations, flat-earthers, etc) and 100% of the profits of your use of that money goes back towards benefiting the aforementioned organization.
I wanted to answer this but I'm trying to figure out what you mean by the profits part? Do you mean if I buy groceries that any profit make on those by the store I buy them from goes back to the company I got this money from in the first place? Unsure

Correct.
So if I were to just donate all that money to a charity or something instead where it wouldn't be a profit, the company wouldn't make anything off me from the money they give me. Hmm If so, then I'd take it and do that. I end up no worse off, a good cause ends up better off, and some trash company ends up worse off.

A million dollars but you have to burn an item that's precious to you.
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Done. I can stop the burn at any point, it doesn't have to be when it's reduced to ashes. ROFL

A million dollars but you permanently forgo your ability to taste.
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Done. I can stop the burn at any point, it doesn't have to be when it's reduced to ashes. ROFL

A million dollars but you permanently forgo your ability to taste.
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No thanks, I mean sure I can eat almost anything but there'd be no joy to it. Even if I already sometimes eat stuff that doesn't bring me joy, the food that I do like for taste won't be special anymore.

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No thanks, I mean sure I can eat almost anything but there'd be no joy to it. Even if I already sometimes eat stuff that doesn't bring me joy, the food that I do like for taste won't be special anymore.

A million dollars, but you're banned for life to drive or pilot anything.
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Definitely take that, since I don't enjoy driving anyway!

A million dollars, but you have to eat your least favourite food for breakfast every day.
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Definitely take that, since I don't enjoy driving anyway!

A million dollars, but you have to eat your least favourite food for breakfast every day.
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I feel like there'd be plenty of ways for me to disguise the taste with sauces or such, so you know what, yes.

A million dollars to 100% (or whatever full-completion percent is for the game) your most hated game.
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I feel like there'd be plenty of ways for me to disguise the taste with sauces or such, so you know what, yes.

A million dollars to 100% (or whatever full-completion percent is for the game) your most hated game.
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(Sep 4th, 2022, 12:47 PM)Mr EliteL Wrote:
No thanks, I mean sure I can eat almost anything but there'd be no joy to it. Even if I already sometimes eat stuff that doesn't bring me joy, the food that I do like for taste won't be special anymore.
But you could eat ass with no taste consequences. Whistle

(Sep 6th, 2022, 01:01 AM)ShiraNoMai Wrote:
A million dollars to 100% (or whatever full-completion percent is for the game) your most hated game.
Sure. Not sure what my most hated game is though. XD

A million dollars but you have to outlive your children.
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(Sep 4th, 2022, 12:47 PM)Mr EliteL Wrote:
No thanks, I mean sure I can eat almost anything but there'd be no joy to it. Even if I already sometimes eat stuff that doesn't bring me joy, the food that I do like for taste won't be special anymore.
But you could eat ass with no taste consequences. Whistle

(Sep 6th, 2022, 01:01 AM)ShiraNoMai Wrote:
A million dollars to 100% (or whatever full-completion percent is for the game) your most hated game.
Sure. Not sure what my most hated game is though. XD

A million dollars but you have to outlive your children.
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Ugh, I get to stay on this hellscape for even longer? Although, this could imply that my children could die from some horrible accident in their early life... still horrible though, regardless. I guess I'll take it.

Congrats, you've won a million dollars! In order to claim your prize, you must now learn the date of your death.
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Ugh, I get to stay on this hellscape for even longer? Although, this could imply that my children could die from some horrible accident in their early life... still horrible though, regardless. I guess I'll take it.

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I think I can live with that, I'll take the million. Then to use the money pack in everything I want to do, but I'd space the spending out though, not use it all straight away. I'd still try to earn money if I have the time to add to that pool.

A million dollars but it has a time limit of an hour and will disappear if you try and store any amount in anything. The worth of something you buy remains though, like a house.
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I think I can live with that, I'll take the million. Then to use the money pack in everything I want to do, but I'd space the spending out though, not use it all straight away. I'd still try to earn money if I have the time to add to that pool.

A million dollars but it has a time limit of an hour and will disappear if you try and store any amount in anything. The worth of something you buy remains though, like a house.
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Well then absolutely. I would literally just spend as much of it as I could within that hour. Online shopping does make spending money a breeze! And the only repercussion seems to be that it's a limited-time deal. I'd definitely take free money lol.

Edit: I'd buy this Tongue https://www.ebay.fr/itm/265837005844#ITE...IFICS_AVIP

A million dollars... but the money is ONLY good towards fast-food purchases. This includes Taco Bell,, Arbys, McDonalds, Rallys, or whatever you have nearby. "Fast Casual" places like Chipotle would not apply Tongue
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Well then absolutely. I would literally just spend as much of it as I could within that hour. Online shopping does make spending money a breeze! And the only repercussion seems to be that it's a limited-time deal. I'd definitely take free money lol.

Edit: I'd buy this Tongue https://www.ebay.fr/itm/265837005844#ITE...IFICS_AVIP

A million dollars... but the money is ONLY good towards fast-food purchases. This includes Taco Bell,, Arbys, McDonalds, Rallys, or whatever you have nearby. "Fast Casual" places like Chipotle would not apply Tongue
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I'll take that, but I won't be enthusiastic about it.

A million dollars, but everyone in the world gets a million dollars of their own, and you all have to wait in a queue for it.
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I'll take that, but I won't be enthusiastic about it.

A million dollars, but everyone in the world gets a million dollars of their own, and you all have to wait in a queue for it.
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Mmm, that would depend on how long the queue is. And if that would actually cause an inflation problem Hmm If the answers to those are "not more than a day" and "no", I'll take it. Otherwise, keep it.

A million dollars but it can only be spent on chocolate and chocolate-flavored products.
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Mmm, that would depend on how long the queue is. And if that would actually cause an inflation problem Hmm If the answers to those are "not more than a day" and "no", I'll take it. Otherwise, keep it.

A million dollars but it can only be spent on chocolate and chocolate-flavored products.
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I don't eat chocolate much anymore, so I can make it last for a very long time.

A million dollars, but you have to bungee jump off the top 5 tallest structures in the world.
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I don't eat chocolate much anymore, so I can make it last for a very long time.

A million dollars, but you have to bungee jump off the top 5 tallest structures in the world.
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That one's an easy: no.

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A million dollars you have to carry the physical currency (bills and coins) on you at all times.
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That one's an easy: no.

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A million dollars you have to carry the physical currency (bills and coins) on you at all times.
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(Sep 20th, 2022, 05:30 AM)ShiraNoMai Wrote:
That one's an easy: no.

ROFL

A million dollars you have to carry the physical currency (bills and coins) on you at all times.

Okay deal! I would just have to spend it all as quickly as possible. I bet the real-estate agent and car dealership would appreciate being paid in cash as well. Smile

A million dollars but you have to create and maintain an "adult video profile" that actively streams.  XD
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(Sep 20th, 2022, 05:30 AM)ShiraNoMai Wrote:
That one's an easy: no.

ROFL

A million dollars you have to carry the physical currency (bills and coins) on you at all times.

Okay deal! I would just have to spend it all as quickly as possible. I bet the real-estate agent and car dealership would appreciate being paid in cash as well. Smile

A million dollars but you have to create and maintain an "adult video profile" that actively streams.  XD
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(Sep 19th, 2022, 12:13 AM)Kyng Wrote:
A million dollars, but everyone in the world gets a million dollars of their own, and you all have to wait in a queue for it.
The real reason everyone was lining up in London following the Queen's death. Tongue

@Frank: Nope. Even if I could be anonymous doing it I just couldn't. XD

A million dollars but there's a chance any food you consume will be tainted with something negative, ranging from something as simple as a hair to as bad as giving you salmonella poisoning.
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(Sep 19th, 2022, 12:13 AM)Kyng Wrote:
A million dollars, but everyone in the world gets a million dollars of their own, and you all have to wait in a queue for it.
The real reason everyone was lining up in London following the Queen's death. Tongue

@Frank: Nope. Even if I could be anonymous doing it I just couldn't. XD

A million dollars but there's a chance any food you consume will be tainted with something negative, ranging from something as simple as a hair to as bad as giving you salmonella poisoning.
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